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Bloody all off them.Power of

Fri, 2015-08-21 08:00

Bloody all off them.

Power of the brain. BUT as soon as you see the black dot and directly look at it it turns white.

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 technically there's a black

Fri, 2015-08-21 09:52

 technically there's a black dot in the "o" in the word dot.

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Got these today ... not in

Fri, 2015-08-21 11:02

Got these today ... not in the same league though...

 

I came out of the chip shop with a meat pie, large chips, chico roll.
A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I've not eaten for two days.”
I told him, “I wish, I had your will power!”

 

 

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him, “What's wrong?”
The boy says, “Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus, "the man says.
“Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies, "No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”

 

Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland.
He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts down to him, “Where am I ?”
The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back, "You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."

 

(Probably ruined your friday joke list with these lame ones....)

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Kiddy fiddler

Fri, 2015-08-21 18:17

Front page of the New York Post.

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Fri, 2015-08-21 18:49

 Very funny.

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Second that!

Fri, 2015-08-21 19:23

 Funny shit!

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Fri, 2015-08-21 21:44