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Good as usual thanks for the

Fri, 2010-12-31 06:25

Good as usual thanks for the laughs

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the garlic is a cracker

Fri, 2010-12-31 07:22

the garlic is a cracker ledge

 

  jeff

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all classics...thanks again

Fri, 2010-12-31 07:36

all classics...thanks again ledge........i was having a shitty day........better now..

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The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!

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Q: Whats the difference

Fri, 2010-12-31 13:04

Q: Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a type of fish.

 

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a harley-davidson?

A: The position of the dirtbag.

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*Knock knock* "Who's

Fri, 2010-12-31 16:16

*Knock knock*

 

"Who's there?"

 

"Dave"

 

"Dave who?"

 

......and it finally dawns on Dave as he sheds a tear that his Mother's Alzheimer's is really getting quite bad

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And another I got the other

Fri, 2010-12-31 16:19

And another I got the other day:

 

I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping:

I took the missus into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a beer

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My wife asked for something

Fri, 2010-12-31 16:26

My wife asked for something that could go 0-100 in under 5 seconds....... so I got her a set of bathroom scales.

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Fri, 2010-12-31 16:30