Enjoy Happy New Year
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Good as usual thanks for the laughs
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the garlic is a cracker ledge
jeff
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all classics...thanks again ledge........i was having a shitty day........better now..
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
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Q: Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a type of fish.
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a harley-davidson?
A: The position of the dirtbag.
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*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Dave"
"Dave who?"
......and it finally dawns on Dave as he sheds a tear that his Mother's Alzheimer's is really getting quite bad
And another I got the other day:
I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping:
I took the missus into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a beer
My wife asked for something that could go 0-100 in under 5 seconds....... so I got her a set of bathroom scales.
GrahamM
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Good as usual thanks for the
Good as usual thanks for the laughs
deepwater
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the garlic is a cracker
the garlic is a cracker ledge
jeff
PJAY
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all classics...thanks again
all classics...thanks again ledge........i was having a shitty day........better now..
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
hlokk
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Date Joined: 04/04/08
Q: Whats the difference
Q: Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a type of fish.
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a harley-davidson?
A: The position of the dirtbag.
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
*Knock knock* "Who's
*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Dave"
"Dave who?"
......and it finally dawns on Dave as he sheds a tear that his Mother's Alzheimer's is really getting quite bad
Lamby
Posts: 3145
Date Joined: 04/08/09
And another I got the other
And another I got the other day:
I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping:
I took the missus into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a beer
hlokk
Posts: 4294
Date Joined: 04/04/08
My wife asked for something
My wife asked for something that could go 0-100 in under 5 seconds....... so I got her a set of bathroom scales.
hlokk
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Date Joined: 04/04/08
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