Walking through San Francisco 's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.....
When he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry.'
'Moishe Plotnik?' he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown ?"
He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking drycleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs embl! azoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase.
The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry?'
The old man answered, "Ah..Evleebody ask me that. It name of owner."
Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here now?"
"It's me, Me him!" replied the old man.
"Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a Jewish name like Moishe Plotnik?"
"Is simple," said the old man. "Many, many year ago I come to this country. I standing in line at ' Documentation Center of Immigration.' Man in front of me was Jewish man from Poland ."
"Lady at counter look at him and say to him, "What your name?"
GrahamM
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Date Joined: 19/01/09
Good to see them back as
Good to see them back as they always give me a laugh thanks for putting in the effort
alfred
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Date Joined: 12/01/07
Walking through San
Walking through San Francisco 's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.....
When he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry.'
'Moishe Plotnik?' he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown ?"
He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking drycleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs embl! azoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase.
The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moishe Plotnik's Laundry?'
The old man answered, "Ah..Evleebody ask me that. It name of owner."
Looking around, the tourist asked, "Is he here now?"
"It's me, Me him!" replied the old man.
"Really? You're Chinese. How did you ever get a Jewish name like Moishe Plotnik?"
"Is simple," said the old man. "Many, many year ago I come to this country. I standing in line at ' Documentation Center of Immigration.'
Man in front of me was Jewish man from Poland ."
"Lady at counter look at him and say to him, "What your name?"
He say to her, "Moishe Plotnik."
Then she look at me and say, "What your name?"
I say, "Sam Ting."
deepwater
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Date Joined: 09/05/07
man they are good ,i love
man they are good ,i love the ass family
jeff
tommyqueenfish
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Date Joined: 27/10/10
lol hillarious (as usual)
lol hillarious (as usual)
SALT WATER FLY ADDICT!!
Australian Representative for Roatan Lures, If you have any questions please pm me!
flash as
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Date Joined: 07/04/09
the banana looks over to the
the banana looks over to the vibrator and says..... What are you shaking for? Shes going to eat me!
A1 quality plasterboard installed if needed shops offices housing u won't find better quality or value with my work! Ceiling master!
Faulkner Family
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that first one is a classic.
that first one is a classic. that cat dont look happy
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Indiana
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Date Joined: 15/12/09
Stupid !
I FEEL STUPID ...i LOST THE PUB TRIVA CONTEST ON THE LAST QUESTION LAST NIGHT.
THE QUESTION WAS " WHERE DO WOMAN HAVE THE CURLIEST HAIR "
APPARENTLY , THE ANSWER IS FIJI .
" IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT IT ......PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU CAUGHT IT"
cuthbad
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Date Joined: 22/04/09
haha cheers guys!
haha cheers guys!
Tony Halliday
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Date Joined: 14/06/07
During a recent company IT
During a recent company IT audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyPerth"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Likc
Posts: 361
Date Joined: 09/08/09
That’s what you call
That’s what you call 376-bit encrypting.