Fishing forums

In light of some recent forum debates, I thought this might prove enlightening and comical. No offence intended.
How many forum members does it takes to catch a fish?

1 to catch a fish and to post that the fish has been caught
14 to share similar experiences of catching fish and how
the fish could have been caught differently
7 to caution about the
dangers of catching fish
1 to move it to the Fishing Report section
2
to argue then move it to the Brag Board section
7 to point out
spelling/grammar errors in posts about catching fish
5 to flame the
spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over
whether it's "Dewfish" or "Jewfish" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as
stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"Piscatorial"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "fish" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about catching and keeping fish and to please take this discussion to a renewable fishing forum
11 to defend
the posting to this forum saying that we all eat fish and therefore the
posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of catching fish is superior, where to buy the best bait, what brand of rods
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's
where one can see examples of different fishing methods
4 to post that the URL's
were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about
links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes fishing relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them
in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5
to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle
the fishing controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a
short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on fishing before posting
questions about fishing"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post
6 months from now and start it all over again.

Cheers
Willy


Kasey L.'s picture

Its spelled Dhufish!

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:02

Its spelled Dhufish!

luke's picture

hahahahahaha  

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:06

hahahahahaha   exactly!!!!! and here it goes...

good one mate, and very true

 

NoWorries's picture

LOL

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:07

Dont be stupid

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Dreamweaver's picture

Spelling Lindsay

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:14

Your word Dont is gramatically incorrect, since it is a commonly used (and accepted) abreviation of Do not the correct spelling is Don't with an apostophe as shown. 

Colin Molloy

(Colin 2 - Co-founding member of the prestigious Colin Club)

 

NoWorries's picture

Ha Ha

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:16

Did you Google that Colin ??Laughing

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luke's picture

lol..here is a link for you

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:19

lol..here is a link for you lindsay

 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/don't

 

alfred's picture

You are all wrong - doesn't

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:20

You are all wrong - doesn't mater what you did, it was wrong anyway.

 

1985 Boston Whaler Outrage 18 Johnson 140hp 4stroke

Dreamweaver's picture

No...

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:20

...and it's one ? please. LOL

Colin Molloy

(Colin 2 - Co-founding member of the prestigious Colin Club)

 

NoWorries's picture

Move this post

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:21

I think this post should be moved to the General Discussion

as it isn't a fishing discussion any more !! Wink

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Dreamweaver's picture

Wrong?

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:22

I've only been wrong once in my life, and that's when I thought I was. Tongue out

Colin Molloy

(Colin 2 - Co-founding member of the prestigious Colin Club)

 

SPESS's picture

Hahahaha thats

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:23

Hahahahahahhhahahahaha thats wicked and sooooo soooooooo true.

Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!

*****RECFISH MEMBER*****

Adam Gallash's picture

yup

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:33

Done my part, tick off moved from fishing discussion to general discussion.

'Dhufish' is good for me. :)

NoWorries's picture

Hey

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:36

"didn't we go through this already a
short time ago?"

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GOATRUTAR's picture

You can tell when the

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:40

You can tell when the weather is shitty!LOL!

 

IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH IT MUST BE GOOD FOR YOU!

luke's picture

words of wisdom from a old

Mon, 2008-06-09 17:53

words of wisdom from a old billie goat gruff!!!

 

And one CHESTNUT to steal

Mon, 2008-06-09 18:09

And one CHESTNUT to steal your photos and post elsewhere lol CHEERS SHAG

You must be REALLY

Mon, 2008-06-09 19:40

You must be REALLY bored.

Good thread though.

Goatch's picture

Why don't you

Mon, 2008-06-09 22:09

all get stuffed , prefer concrete to pavers anytime

Does a one legged duck swim in an eliptic circle

Auslobster's picture

I'm not posting on this

Mon, 2008-06-09 22:13

I'm not posting on this thread until 6 months from now....oops

Faulkner Family's picture

well done

Mon, 2008-06-09 22:21

just another post for us fishos to argue aboutLaughing

 you have got it in one fowl swoop .oops missspellt somethin i think

RUSS

 

"A family that fishes together stays together"

Hi Ya,   Not misspelled

Sun, 2008-07-13 18:44

Hi Ya,

 

Not misspelled but the correct saying is 'fell swoop'. WinkWink  LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Cheers.

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luke's picture

do a search on google about

Mon, 2008-06-09 23:05

do a search on google about fishing before postingTongue out

Dreamweaver's picture

Where's ?

Tue, 2008-06-10 07:39

Where's Tony H, then you'll get a serious comprehensive coverage of listed items - and some new ones! Tongue outSealedInnocent

Colin Molloy

(Colin 2 - Co-founding member of the prestigious Colin Club)

 

GOATRUTAR's picture

Cmon Goatch, concrete

Tue, 2008-06-10 07:42

Cmon Goatch, concrete instead of pavers!!

You just have no idea!Pavers maka tha fish!LOL!

 

IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH IT MUST BE GOOD FOR YOU!

Goatch's picture

I remember taking ,

Tue, 2008-06-10 11:13

some photos of much bigger and better pavers back in the seventies, just can't remember how to post them up , maybe this is them !!!
http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/

Does a one legged duck swim in an eliptic circle

Rod P's picture

Very funny but no mention

Thu, 2008-06-12 10:10

Very funny but no mention but not one mention of FootballCool No fishing forum should be with out football.Laughing

 

Sorry back to my hole now..

 

Joondalup Boat Shack
18 Winton Rd, Joondalup WA www.boatshack.com.au

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Dreamweaver's picture

LOL Rod

Thu, 2008-06-12 10:11

Stirrer Laughing (JK). 

Colin Molloy

(Colin 2 - Co-founding member of the prestigious Colin Club)

 

Willy's picture

The deliberate mistake

Sat, 2008-07-19 22:29

Well, I too went fishing within a fishing debate and got a good un, although I thought Dewfish would be too obvious as bait, maybe not

Willy

Lord of the Squid Rings,

Killer of Cockroaches of the Sea

alfred's picture

The only thing you will

Fri, 2008-06-13 09:40

The only thing you will catch using a football as bait is a big catfish.

 

1985 Boston Whaler Outrage 18 Johnson 140hp 4stroke

Just want to focus on the

Fri, 2008-06-13 23:35

Just want to focus on the original post and how it has captured an image of modern macro society.

 

I would also like to point out that the best way to catch 'Dewfish" is with dynamite and a landing net.

 

LaughingLaughingTongue out 

 

Tony Harding

OFW #19