Can't even slap the arse of an Elephant seal

Check out the media Hype about the guying slapping the arse of the Elephant seal, (google it) Barely even touched it, typical media hype.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/9746399/Man-slaps-elephant-seal


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 Well they did say 'don't

Thu, 2014-02-20 20:35

 Well they did say 'don't touch it'...

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I'd put money....

Thu, 2014-02-20 20:51

 I'd put money on the seal on who's quickest if that clown tried it again... You'd be surprised how fast they can be

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Shame it didn't work out

Thu, 2014-02-20 20:57

 like the scene from the movie - Wild Hogs 

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perfect white pointer bait

Thu, 2014-02-20 21:07

perfect white pointer bait for Drum Lines.

 

Only joking!!!!

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I know, I know

Thu, 2014-02-20 21:19

I tried to slap my elephant, um err seal, err , wife on the arse and boy did I get a flogging.....quicker than lightning and just as deadly.
So no slapping guys. It's against the rules...hahahaaha

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Classic, Glad you have a

Thu, 2014-02-20 21:32

Classic, Glad you have a sense of humour, was getting a little worried that people may be turning into communists, too much winter olympics maybe!!!!

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 Thats piss funny reminds me

Fri, 2014-02-21 10:17

 Thats piss funny reminds me of when i slap my wifes bum she does the same, they dont like it. lol

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another clown

Fri, 2014-02-21 06:48

after his 5 mins of fame

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Where is the vid?

Fri, 2014-02-21 07:03

Where is the vid?

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 He hardly slaps it!!! 

Fri, 2014-02-21 08:01

 He hardly slaps it!!! 

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Unlike this bloke..

Fri, 2014-02-21 09:12

Unlike this bloke.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvGrGwiIYc

 

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 I'd love to bitch slap the

Fri, 2014-02-21 09:22

 I'd love to bitch slap the idiot and see how he reacts.

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 Used to do it to the ones on

Fri, 2014-02-21 10:20

 Used to do it to the ones on seal island when i was in grade seven, young n dumb.

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 Hahaha I recon he's a bloody

Fri, 2014-02-21 11:24

 Hahaha I recon he's a bloody champion, but I guess with all the do gooders in the world gone are the days when the good old "Aussie Lariken" was celebrated as part of our culture. Not like I did the seal any harm.

Any one remember Steve Irwin? Pretty sure he became famous for reckless behaviour with animals! 

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Fri, 2014-02-21 18:55

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hey was

Fri, 2014-02-21 18:20

he was down on the beach at safety bay on Monday arvo(true) , but the local coppers issued him with a move on notice as he was drawning a crowd looks like he has moved out of bogansville to snobsville hahah

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 Surly we have to link his

Fri, 2014-02-21 18:26

 Surly we have to link his appearance with the drum lines  Evertything else is associated  to those bloody things lol. Would be good to see him chew the ass off a greenie who thinks he's at one with nature and tries to feed the beast.

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your dead right

Fri, 2014-02-21 18:44

media agency's are saying he would have a bite like a big dog at 2000kgs I would say its bite might be a bit more than like big dog especially if it was to pin some one down and offcouse the drum lines drew him in sea-kem he was probably trying to eat the baby dolphin caught on the drum line well that's what greenys would want you to think

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I was watching for hours on

Fri, 2014-02-21 18:48

I was watching for hours on live cam and was fortunate enough to see it lift it's head momentarily lol .. I heard the council were raking in the revenue with parking infringements .

Now the seal has reached celebrity status , Don't worry about a slap ...I'd say Col will be out there after dark tapping him with a big stick before the lines go back out .

http://cdn.novafm.com.au/station/nova937/article/live-cam-sorrento-elephant-sea

 

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he reminds me

Fri, 2014-02-21 20:32

after a hard night he reminds me of me

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Some nice drum line baits

Fri, 2014-02-21 21:48

Some nice drum line baits sitting there.for all the people that went and spent hours looking at the Fat ugly thing Get a friggin life. 

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