The supposed poor spelling rumour for Collingwood supporters is only to stop disgruntled followers from other clubs from joining our magnificent club.
We only want Mensa members not Densa entrants.
Part of the membership package includes a Teflon coating to protect us from all the s#$t other jealous would be supporters throw at us, something other clubs can't bring themselves to do.
We certainly don't have the balls for it. To be a Collingwood member you need a pair of dry sultanas withered by generations of inbreeding. We also have forgone our chances by attending secondary school and a dentist.
Look, I don't think it's appropriate to make those kinds of remarks. Does Harry O'Brien know you're saying things like this? He'd be so upset he wouldn't be able to play football.
Hope fremantle play better next week and for the redt of the season. didnt play like a top for team today. we kicked more goals, but we turned the ball over so much and leaked goals badly.
Missing in action like Harry aye. Maybe Harry, like us have better things to do. I said my bit last night when I got home, you may have missed it BJ, it was a greater than 3 word post.
if not theres plenty on kids around who will step up,,gotta be a few doults in the yellow and poos mind ha ha.how bad is nit nats groin will it last?????
trying to pump up your tyres are you, I know it must be devastating to think that the P&Y can lose, let hope its not the last time this year, if you guys want to insult the mighty army and its fans you will need to do a bit better,honestly its old shit from years ago,, deflectors are up!!!!
Touchy touchy, the army haha, mcguire and his mob insult themselves more than enough, the rest of oz just rubs it in. Side by side, yeah, look at you 3 here, stick together, thats right cant fight alone, piss weak pies
Meh, atleast I wasnt going into that game talkin it up like we would beat Geelong like every dilusional dorkers supporter in Perth did and then make excuses for the loss by having several players out yaya, and now panic (see below) because they will be missing a defender, man we were down 4 key defenders on the weekend, not an excuse, gota cover for them. By the sounds of the game against the saints (aswell as the effort the week before, and the fact they havent beaten any top teams) Freo supporters wont be talkin it up this week
If Freo lose To the Eagles on the weekend its only because they are giving their close eastern neighbours a leg up in to the eight so they can paste them properly in the finals
Grandson from Exmouth is going to play in the nippers game at half time. Sorry one can't get down to see him play, would be more entertaining than the big game.
Yep it is more enteraining than the AFL. Watched my oldest son's side Vic Park Raiders thrash the toffs from South Perth on Sat. Awesome stuff. He's in the ruck and won every tap out, text book footy. Could probably show the big boys a thing or two ;)
Good to watch the kids having a ball. My young bloke had a cracker of a game on Sunday morning too. Got plenty of the ball and kicked most of his teams goals. Good effort considering he is one of the youngest in the team. Sure is some real talent coming through from a grass roots level.
An Bombers fan, a Collingwood supporter and a Chinese man are in the hospital maternity ward. The obstetrician goes out to the fathers and tells them that there unfortunately has been a mix up with the babies.
He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."
The Bombers fan goes in first and comes out with a baby, the Doctor immediately spots a fault.
He approaches him and says, "come on mate, you know that's a Chinese baby" to which the man replies "I know, but there is a Collingwood baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"
Preformance - a substance taken by athletes prior to a game. ie. check Jobe bung some AOD-9604, man he has his preformance routine down pat. Or, when did Benny get the chance to use some preformance before holding the cup aloft?
ahhh
looking forward to the derby! big game for both teams and I know that everyone thinks freo lifts for these games and 'treats' them as their grand final, but I think so much is at stake for both teams, that it will be good ol' fashion hard at it footy. perhaps some more big (legal) shirt fronts like ballaz on farran ray (??) on sunday that absolutely knocked the wind out of him.
I am tipping Fremantle in a real close one!
I think the Eagles will be viewing this as a do or die game.
Will be good to see both teams play with some real passion.
Dockers fighting for a top 4 spot and Eagles fighting to beat anyone in the top 8 to keep their season alive.
and then brought him back to early I'd say,pity as I like to watch him play, still they could play darling in his place,short the leagues best back man as well suspended
should be a cracking derby this weekend. WCE hoping for a top 8 or 9 finish (depending on Essendons outcome) and Freo hoping to get/stay in the top 4 for the 1st time since 2006 and the 2nd time in their history... bring it on!
Tank
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Derby week
Wonder if they will bother turning up this time round
Geoff78
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I love it when Freo fans
I love it when Freo fans talk about premierships.
carnarvonite
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Freo???
Who has mentioned Freo???
Some people get paranoid when someone puts up something involving the Eagles and straight away think its come from a Freo supporter.
Geoff78
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Oh, you're a Collingwood
Oh, you're a Collingwood supporter. Congratulations on your spelling.
sea-kem
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Ha ha
Ha ha
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carnarvonite
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Spelling rumour
The supposed poor spelling rumour for Collingwood supporters is only to stop disgruntled followers from other clubs from joining our magnificent club.
We only want Mensa members not Densa entrants.
sea-kem
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Love the West!
carnarvonite
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Teflon coating
Part of the membership package includes a Teflon coating to protect us from all the s#$t other jealous would be supporters throw at us, something other clubs can't bring themselves to do.
big john
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Give it to them
Give it to them John, precious mob that they are.
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carnarvonite
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Join us
They secretly would love to join us but haven't got the balls to admit it.
Besides that, this thread was about the Eagle's Premiership 1x4 Jeep. It's still got it's wheels on but only just!!!
Geoff78
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We certainly don't have the
We certainly don't have the balls for it. To be a Collingwood member you need a pair of dry sultanas withered by generations of inbreeding. We also have forgone our chances by attending secondary school and a dentist.
carnarvonite
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Know
You sound like an expert, you must have seen them close up, like reeeaaal close up, like from literally inches away and lots of them as well.
Geoff78
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What would Harry O say?
Look, I don't think it's appropriate to make those kinds of remarks. Does Harry O'Brien know you're saying things like this? He'd be so upset he wouldn't be able to play football.
carnarvonite
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Noise outside
Hold on, just heard a noise outside, give me a minute please,
Right, I'm back, the strange noise was just a big dummy landing on the porch, oddly though, it's got Harry inscribed on it!!!
Doooma
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Come on now.... It's not
Come on now.... It's not like a little girl called him an ape or anything!!! ;-)
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LOL
and another bitter eagle fan emerges from his closet.
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1 out 10
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Justin M
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Pssst, he is a Magpie fan i
Pssst, he is a Magpie fan i believe.
The ol' Eagles Express will just splutter over the line before exploding in the first round of the finals
carnarvonite
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Tooo Riiight!!!
You are right on the money there, Good old Collingwood forever.
daniel tomasi
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and the pies wont go much
and the pies wont go much further
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Hope fremantle play better
Hope fremantle play better next week and for the redt of the season. didnt play like a top for team today. we kicked more goals, but we turned the ball over so much and leaked goals badly.
Fish! HARD!
uncle
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does anyone seriously think
the e girls could beat a team above them LOL
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tim-o
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I think they can beat the
I think they can beat the wanchors, its guna be a boo fest in the west
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
sea-kem
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Love the West!
Doooma
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Hahaha classic!!!
Hahaha classic!!!
uncle
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guess he will never
hold a real one
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tim-o
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Lastchance
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That is by far the best I've
That is by far the best I've seen!
Paully
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looks like that photo
Was taken in carnarvon ;-)
big john
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Good
Good to see you posting about footy again tim-o, you've said sweet fa since the mighty fighting hawks got rolled by the cats, again.
Your not alone though, crezz, matt miller ..... LOL
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Deafening!!
You're right there, John, the silence is deafening
tim-o
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Missing in action like Harry
Missing in action like Harry aye. Maybe Harry, like us have better things to do. I said my bit last night when I got home, you may have missed it BJ, it was a greater than 3 word post.
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
big john
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True
But I'm just used to constant Hawk dribble spewing forth from you.
Be interesting to see what happen's with Harry, he either gets over his tanty or leaves at the end of the season. The balls in his court.
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uncle
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lets hope he hangs around
if not theres plenty on kids around who will step up,,gotta be a few doults in the yellow and poos mind ha ha.how bad is nit nats groin will it last?????
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tim-o
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Doubts about what? They
Doubts about what? They always struggle to find that extra 10% against the cats.
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
uncle
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its gotta be in their heads
notice you didn't post any photos of happy coach
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tim-o
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Meh. There's no doubt bout
Meh. There's no doubt bout you pies mob, head in the clouds after defeating 11th placed Blues
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uncle
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who mentioned the pies
trying to pump up your tyres are you, I know it must be devastating to think that the P&Y can lose, let hope its not the last time this year, if you guys want to insult the mighty army and its fans you will need to do a bit better,honestly its old shit from years ago,, deflectors are up!!!!
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tim-o
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Touchy touchy, the army haha,
Touchy touchy, the army haha, mcguire and his mob insult themselves more than enough, the rest of oz just rubs it in. Side by side, yeah, look at you 3 here, stick together, thats right cant fight alone, piss weak pies
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
big john
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LOL
True supporters stick fat, where's the rest of your Hawkers FW fans tim-o? They've had a lot to say when you've been winning.
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Meh, atleast I wasnt going
Meh, atleast I wasnt going into that game talkin it up like we would beat Geelong like every dilusional dorkers supporter in Perth did and then make excuses for the loss by having several players out yaya, and now panic (see below) because they will be missing a defender, man we were down 4 key defenders on the weekend, not an excuse, gota cover for them. By the sounds of the game against the saints (aswell as the effort the week before, and the fact they havent beaten any top teams) Freo supporters wont be talkin it up this week
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
carnarvonite
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Excuse is ready
If Freo lose To the Eagles on the weekend its only because they are giving their close eastern neighbours a leg up in to the eight so they can paste them properly in the finals
Grandson from Exmouth is going to play in the nippers game at half time. Sorry one can't get down to see him play, would be more entertaining than the big game.
sea-kem
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Yep it is more enteraining
Yep it is more enteraining than the AFL. Watched my oldest son's side Vic Park Raiders thrash the toffs from South Perth on Sat. Awesome stuff. He's in the ruck and won every tap out, text book footy. Could probably show the big boys a thing or two ;)
Love the West!
dodgy
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Good to watch the kids
Good to watch the kids having a ball. My young bloke had a cracker of a game on Sunday morning too. Got plenty of the ball and kicked most of his teams goals. Good effort considering he is one of the youngest in the team. Sure is some real talent coming through from a grass roots level.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
sea-kem
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Don't ya just love it!
Don't ya just love it!
Love the West!
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An Bombers fan, a Collingwood
An Bombers fan, a Collingwood supporter and a Chinese man are in the hospital maternity ward. The obstetrician goes out to the fathers and tells them that there unfortunately has been a mix up with the babies.
He says, "each of you go in and choose a baby that you think is yours, then come out and then we will review the situation."
The Bombers fan goes in first and comes out with a baby, the Doctor immediately spots a fault.
He approaches him and says, "come on mate, you know that's a Chinese baby" to which the man replies "I know, but there is a Collingwood baby in there and I ain't taking no chances!"
uncle
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1 out of 10
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Lamby
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Do you need me to explain it
Do you need me to explain it to you?
uncle
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yeah, your probably a little slow
read this slowly, its a mark out of 10 for an attempt at a joke
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Lamby
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Lol, pot & kettle?
Lol, pot & kettle?
Lastchance
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Go easy on him Lamby, his
Go easy on him Lamby, his condition comes from having his team only winning 1 premiership in the last 20 years or so. Hawkers supporters are the same!
Justin M
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"Like us!" As in on the
"Like us!" As in on the slide? nah, I'll stick to my Hawks thanks
uncle
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depends what you do to win a flag
some just use skill and preformance
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Lamby
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"preformance", could add that
"preformance", could add that to urban dictionary
Preformance - a substance taken by athletes prior to a game. ie. check Jobe bung some AOD-9604, man he has his preformance routine down pat. Or, when did Benny get the chance to use some preformance before holding the cup aloft?
out wide
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Nearly had a perfect weekend
Cats done the shit and piss team AGAIN yeha
Freo back in the winners list
Burnt toasters let me down by scraping in
Stratos-Fear
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Mcpharlin out for 5
Mcpharlin out for 5 weeks.....Shit!
squidder
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Equaliser
randall df223
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ahhh looking forward to the
ahhh
looking forward to the derby! big game for both teams and I know that everyone thinks freo lifts for these games and 'treats' them as their grand final, but I think so much is at stake for both teams, that it will be good ol' fashion hard at it footy. perhaps some more big (legal) shirt fronts like ballaz on farran ray (??) on sunday that absolutely knocked the wind out of him.
I am tipping Fremantle in a real close one!
Fish! HARD!
uncle
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good thing is
one will lose LOL
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dodgy
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I think the Eagles will be
I think the Eagles will be viewing this as a do or die game.
Will be good to see both teams play with some real passion.
Dockers fighting for a top 4 spot and Eagles fighting to beat anyone in the top 8 to keep their season alive.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
chris raff
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Nik Nak Paddy Wak , in his
Nik Nak Paddy Wak , in his excitement after last weeks lucky win .. overdone it and is now possibly out with a groin strain .
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
uncle
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yeah they waited to long
and then brought him back to early I'd say,pity as I like to watch him play, still they could play darling in his place,short the leagues best back man as well suspended
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randall df223
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And who is the leagues best
And who is the leagues best backman who is suspended???
Fish! HARD!
uncle
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well if you listen to the medais, all forms
its mcginty! the one whos out for 3 weeks
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tim-o
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Pfft, who's he play for,
Pfft, who's he play for, never heard of him......
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randall df223
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Jim? didn't he retire years
Jim? didn't he retire years ago???
Fish! HARD!
big john
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Looking up at Pie Land
This week could be the first time since round 2, 2012 that Beams, Ball, Pendlebury and Swan will all play together in the midfield.
Maybe bring Keefe in down back and keep Reid up forward with Trav.
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Justo82
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should be a cracking derby
should be a cracking derby this weekend. WCE hoping for a top 8 or 9 finish (depending on Essendons outcome) and Freo hoping to get/stay in the top 4 for the 1st time since 2006 and the 2nd time in their history... bring it on!
go freo!