will be without internet over Easter (my Daughter will die without it) so getting in early

A man and his nagging wife went for a Holiday.  Whilst in Jerusalem she passed away.

The undertaker told the man you can have her shipped home for $5,000 or bury her here for $150.

After thinking a while the man told the undertaker he would take her home.

The undertaker queried this asking why he would pay $5,000 to take her home when she could be buried in the holy land for only $150.

The man replied - "A long time ago a man died here, they buried him here and three days later he rose from the dead.  I can't take that chance"

Happy Easter!!