The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called:Pension Sex.You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
The new Dockers theme song sung by their new mascott, it represents the tears the fans have shed since they joined the comp and the continual flow of these tears of dissapointment on Saturday
Been there, done that.
Did it to a decky while anchored at night north of Hedland, tide was running at about 2-3 knots, took about an hour for him to get it in then he spat the dummy, chucked the rod down on the deck and bolted off to bed
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Some bloody good ones there..
Hahaha
I've spent half my life fishing.. The other half I have wasted..
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Paul H
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Research shows that there are
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called:Pension Sex.You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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Paul H
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THE SCOTTISH COW The only
THE SCOTTISH COW
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk,
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow
in Scotland quite cheaply,
So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful. It
produced lots of milk every day
and everyone was happy.
Then they bought a bull to mate with the cow, to get more cows, so they
would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but whenever the bull tried
to mate with the cow, the cow would move away,
No matter what approach the bull made, the cow would move away from the bull
and was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to talk to the Vet.
Whenever the bull tries to mate with our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the side, she walks away to
the other side.
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully. After pondering
for a while, he asked, "Did you by chance, purchase
this cow from Scotland ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never
mentioned that they had brought the cow from Scotland .
"You are truly a very intelligent Vet", they said,
"How did you know the cow came from Scotland ?"
The Vet replied with a very distant look in his eye,
"My wife's from Scotland "
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Paul H
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A guy stuck his head into a
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favour, follow him and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
"Your house!"
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Paul H
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http://devour.com/video/guys-
http://devour.com/video/guys-replace-friends-tap-water-with-beer/
Wish I had these guys as mates
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Q: Why do American women love kiwi sailors?
A: Because they can be on top for 2 weeks and still not come 1st!
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with laughter
with laughter
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
tim-o
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The new Dockers theme song
The new Dockers theme song sung by their new mascott, it represents the tears the fans have shed since they joined the comp and the continual flow of these tears of dissapointment on Saturday
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
chris raff
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Timo here's one for you lol
Timo here's one for you lol ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
crezz
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alan james... that is
alan james... that is awesome!
tailor marc
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I still recon this is one of
I still recon this is one of the best fishing pranks that can be done!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HraUD2-pUpc
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Bucket
Been there, done that.
Did it to a decky while anchored at night north of Hedland, tide was running at about 2-3 knots, took about an hour for him to get it in then he spat the dummy, chucked the rod down on the deck and bolted off to bed
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First Photo
Prices based on the old supply and demand premise
tailor marc
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is legit.guy plays for my
is legit.
guy plays for my footy team. made drunk bet that if dockers made grandy had to get a tattoo prior.
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