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Fri, 2014-08-29 07:52

 

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Matel have announced the

Fri, 2014-08-29 07:55

Matel have announced the release of the new Rolf Harris doll. When kids play with it, it cracks a fat

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 Tony abbot wants us to join

Fri, 2014-08-29 08:24

 Tony abbot wants us to join team Australia

 

 

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That's some camel toe

Sun, 2014-08-31 16:09

Almost a moose knuckle.

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hey Andy

Sun, 2014-08-31 16:51

would you tap that???

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 Ha ha ha 

Sun, 2014-08-31 20:15

 Ha ha ha 

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A hungry bloke walks into a

Fri, 2014-08-29 10:09

A hungry bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.
He sits in the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded,
staring blankly at a bowl of chilli

After ten minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the hungry
bloke bravely asks.

"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and says.

"Nah, ye can gae ahead."

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli
back into the bowl.

The old Jock says. "Aye, that's as far as I got too."

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look again

Fri, 2014-08-29 10:11

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