Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-01-09 09:24
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sea-kem
Posts: 15042
Date Joined: 30/11/09
I went to the pub last
I went to the pub last night and saw an obese chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs."
She giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Love the West!
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
Eyesight
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Mr Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.”
Lastchance
Posts: 1273
Date Joined: 02/02/09
Why do Chicken Coups only
Why do Chicken Coups only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors they would be a chicken sedan!
ChrisG
Posts: 558
Date Joined: 30/12/11
Man walked in to a bar with
Man walked in to a bar with a steering wheel hanging off the front of his pants....bar tender says "hey mate you have a steering wheel hanging off the front of your pants!" Man replies "yer I know....its driving me'nuts!"
Brock O
Posts: 3262
Date Joined: 11/01/08
ChrisG
I'm sure this is not funny, but can you tell me how you got that lure stuck in you hand?
ChrisG
Posts: 558
Date Joined: 30/12/11
Helping a first time on a
Helping a first time on a boat pommy angler de-hook his first long tail tuna in a 3m swell. Fish got the mad death shakes and he dropped the fish and I caught it and the hook in my hand before it hit the deck....
Brock O
Posts: 3262
Date Joined: 11/01/08
ooochh
Aye...blooby english!!, sure looks deep! Ill put that in the memory bank.
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
An Irishman was running dive boat and an Aussie guy asked him, do you know why we go backwards when going into the water, the Irishman said sure, if you went forwards, you'd still be in the boat.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Geoff78
Posts: 324
Date Joined: 05/03/13
very good.
very good.