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rigpig's picture

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Date Joined: 21/11/12

Hell hath no fury...

Fri, 2015-03-27 11:35

 Two policemen call the station on the radio.


"Hello, is that you, Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here. A woman has just shot her husband for stepping on the floor she'd mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

 

"No sir … the floor's still wet."

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Date Joined: 30/11/09

 Hey I do the mopping in our

Fri, 2015-03-27 12:25

 Hey I do the mopping in our house and that's a true statement.

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