TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.
chris raff
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10 F’s ( I usually fail
10 F’s ( I usually fail these ) but reckon I’m on the money this time
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stephenm
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I Agree 10F's. But I could be
I Agree 10F's. But I could be wrong.
Lucky bugger being in Bali. I suppose I will just have to put up with the nice balmy conditions at home in Shark Bay!!
avatinni
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10 F,s
10 F,s
crasny1
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There is 10
but wondering if the answer is 20, as the spelling of "F" is EF.
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Cruise Control
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LOL . . . you have spent
LOL . . . you have spent waayyyy too much time thinking about this !
D_d_001
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if you want to overthink this
if you want to overthink this
how about the first (F)
Paully
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11 Fs
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Dale
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11
11 including the first F in brackets
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Krusty
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Yep, there is definitely 11
Yep, there is definitely 11 there on that box........
However .....
If you count all the ones in today's funnies there is 15 all up
It doesn't say in just that box ..hahahah
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jamey ford
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FFS
FFS
Far Quirk!
Dale
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TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf