(not) Friday funnies

Since I won't have access to computer this weekend ..... I thought I would get this one posted early.  (Got to thank my brother for this one  )

 

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." 
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is." 
"And who was the girl you were with?" 
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." 
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say." 
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" 
"I'll never tell." 
"Was it Nina Capelli?" 
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." 
"Was it Cathy Piriano?" 
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" 
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you." 
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." 
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" 

"Four months vacation and five good leads..."


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classic

Thu, 2014-04-17 18:43

not bad at all

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love it.

Thu, 2014-04-17 18:49

love it.

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 How many nuts and bolts does

Thu, 2014-04-17 19:09

 How many nuts and bolts does it take to build a lesbians bed?

None-its all tongue and groove

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 this one from my primary

Thu, 2014-04-17 21:32

 this one from my primary school days (a very long time ago)...

 
What goes 99 clump, 99 clump, 99 clump? 99 clump. .... wait for it
 
 
 
 
 
 
a centipede with a wooden leg.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
i told my son the same joke and he shat himself laughing.

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 Well tell him this one

Thu, 2014-04-17 22:51

 Well tell him this one then!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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 Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...

 

 

The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.