Talent shows

Most of us have watched talent shows and wondered how some contestants ever got onto them.  Just listen to this woman and, like me, you will probably wonder how it is she hasn't been on the scene for years.

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92464

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I saw a TV advert for an exercise machine today and it was said that just three minutes a day of the machine would give me the body I dream of.  How will three minutes a day on an exercise machine give me Miss World?