Why men are happier
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station loo because "this one is just too icky".
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about Star Trek.
A five-day holiday requires only one small bag.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $4.99 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look !
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
crezz
Posts: 695
Date Joined: 12/03/12
too true
too true
Fishobrad80
Posts: 61
Date Joined: 24/03/13
Love it!!
Love it!!
unhurry
Posts: 236
Date Joined: 23/10/12
got
got me smiling
any of these your originals Dale?
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Nup,
None of my originals, but 99% of it certainly applies to me.
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Rob H
Posts: 5806
Date Joined: 18/01/12
if women are so good at
if women are so good at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Q.
Damn good question Rob.
cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
DUNGA
Posts: 86
Date Joined: 03/06/14
Rob H Nailed it
Classic, very good
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
crasny1
Posts: 7003
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Best why we are lucky to be a male
We can stand up for a leak anywhere law aside.
The rest all apply however. Wouldnt want to push a watermelon out of the end of the old fella!!!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
new age
Posts: 330
Date Joined: 15/03/13
dont know a thing about star
dont know a thing about star trek sorry to let the team down
paul83
Posts: 97
Date Joined: 13/12/12
I'm with you new age
They all apply, except the star trek one.
Pick it up, put it down....
Paul H
Posts: 2104
Date Joined: 18/01/07
I have been to one petrol
I have been to one petrol station and quickly decided to go elsewhere.........
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Skull
Posts: 630
Date Joined: 03/01/12
Woman with headache
Hey Rob H
If a woman tells you she has a headache at that intimate time.
Simple reply is. You need a Peniscillin injection. no response to that. You become the Doctor, insert the needle (penis) and all is good.
Skull
Skull
Belly88
Posts: 380
Date Joined: 08/02/12
Jocks
Bonds undies $14.95 for one pair.. Wish I could buy 3 for $4.99. Plus no knowledge of startrek..
love the rest but!!
Belly