Why men are happier

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Chocolate is just another snack...

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station loo because "this one is just too icky".

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about Star Trek.

A five-day holiday requires only one small bag.

You can open all your own jars.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $4.99 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look !

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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too true

Tue, 2014-06-24 18:53

too true

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 Love it!!

Wed, 2014-06-25 05:53

 Love it!!

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got

Wed, 2014-06-25 08:46

got me smiling   any of these your originals Dale?

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Nup,

Wed, 2014-06-25 10:13

 None of my originals, but 99% of it certainly applies to me.

Cheers

Dale

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if women are so good at

Wed, 2014-06-25 10:31

if women are so good at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

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Q.

Wed, 2014-06-25 10:39

 Damn good question Rob.

cheers

Dale

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Rob H Nailed it

Wed, 2014-06-25 10:57

Classic, very good

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Best why we are lucky to be a male

Wed, 2014-06-25 11:06

We can stand up for a leak anywhere law aside.

The rest all apply however. Wouldnt want to push a watermelon out of the end of the old fella!!!!!

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 dont know a thing about star

Wed, 2014-06-25 11:40

 dont know a thing about star trek sorry to let the team down

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I'm with you new age

Fri, 2014-06-27 10:02

They all apply, except the star trek one.

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I have been to one petrol

Thu, 2014-06-26 14:37

I have been to one petrol station and quickly decided to go elsewhere.........

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Woman with headache

Fri, 2014-06-27 20:57

 

Hey Rob H

If a woman tells you she has a headache at that intimate time.

Simple reply is. You need a Peniscillin injection. no response to that. You become the Doctor, insert the needle (penis) and all is good.

Skull

 

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Jocks

Fri, 2014-06-27 21:21

 Bonds undies $14.95 for one pair.. Wish I could buy 3 for $4.99. Plus no knowledge of startrek..

love the rest but!!

Belly