Worth posting

 Got this in an email from a mate, thought it was worth sharing

 

Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, staying at home, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. 

I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off bottle of Shiraz, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodie of Baileys, ca butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun scrip tuns an a box a chocletz. 

yu haf no idr how fecking fablus I feel rite now.

 

Hope you enjoy

Cheers

Eric

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Thu, 2020-03-26 10:24

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I don't get it...who doesn't

Thu, 2020-03-26 11:37

I don't get it...who doesn't finish a bottle of wine when opened? Strange