you know you are in Mandurah when.........
Submitted by HuggyB on Tue, 2010-01-19 07:34
- you are following a p plate driver in a brand new honda civic with a sticker saying "buy australian to save australian jobs"
- you walk around the shopping centre and wonder why there are so many 14 year old girls here and why are they not in school, but then you realise they are busy looking after their 2 babies
- you pull up next to a brand new toyota prado D4D with a 1 foot high bonnet scoop off a funny car
- a p plater in a ford diesel ute races you at the lights and has a blow off valve
- a commodore wagon had not only neon lights under his car, but on his roof rack as well
- 1 or 2 australian flags isn't strayan enough, I counted a 4WD yesterday with 7 aussie flags and 3 boxing kangaroo ones as well - if they had room I'm sure they would have clipped on more to the side windows
- primer is a popular car colour, followed closely by mismatched panel colours
- you are beyond 65 years of age and look like you have spent 49 of them sunbaking, yet you insist on wearing a fairly skimpy 2 piece bikini to the major shopping centre
- you see an old bloke drive a gopher with neons that are pulsating
- you see a group of 15 year old girls wolf whistling trolley boys
I swear I could write a book about the place.
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The Terrorist - coming to a fishing spot near you.........
Decella
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HAAAAAAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA nail on head.
STIRRER
wadetolley
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You
You know your in Mandurah when.
You use a tank of fuel getting through 10 sets of traffic lights.
You score a chick at the pub, and pull her pants down to find shes wearing hesian knickers.
Vh and vn commodores everywhere with "baby onboard" stickers on back window.
Go to a wedding and the bride is wearing a white tracksuit
HuggyB
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good call wade
forgot about the baby on board stickers. I think they are a feature on used cars in Mandurah, like cruise control and air conditioning.
The Terrorist - coming to a fishing spot near you.........
PJAY
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cruise control is easy to
cruise control is easy to use.....it's the birth control they have problems??
at least Rockingham is getting a rest from the comments lol
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
Paully
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Yeeahhhh
All you fellas would live there in a shot if you could.
Sammut
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Haha i love it! for the
Haha i love it! for the past few years i had to go to mandurah every thursday or sunday to play in a pool comp for a trip to new zealand. i tell ya...that place OOOOZES with class :P
Lamby
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Last year I drove through on
Last year I drove through on my way to see the out laws down south to get cut off by an 80yr old blue rinse set granny driving her honda crv. As I pulled level on the dual carriage way she wound down her window, flicked her ciggy butt at my car then flipped the bird..... what a farken place! I couldn't even get angry I was too busy laughing at the chain of events
Trousersnake
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If I wasn't married
I'd be getn ready for a road trip!!!!!
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7739ian
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Mandurah?
More like south Rockingham - used to be a lovely place when i was a kid and the only mullet you saw were in schools under the bridge. Thank heavens for the Forrest Highway.
Dale
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Thank heavens for the
Thank heavens for the Forrest Highway.
Ditto that
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
rainbow
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you know youre in Mandurah
when the council decides to stop a perfectly good left turn-off from the old bridge into Mandurah terrace ( where it all happens so to speak) Now you have to go on to the lights, before turning left 3 times. trouble is you cant get out again due to traffic coming over the bridge.
Businesses down there are suffering badly because of this total f-- up including my daughter`s which she sold at a loss.
JohnSorrell
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HAHAHA!
You know you're in Rockingham when... you park your car on smashed windows instead of gravel...
Gone Fishing...
damo6230
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some real classics here..ha ha
think lamby has the best at the moment...ha ha
Decella
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When youre.............
tempted to buy a F$#%^* Pontoon boat with a bumper sticker that says "My other ride is a Tinny"
mako magic
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when theres a 10km line at
when theres a 10km line at centrelink on pension day
wadetolley
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when
When every second guy has a lump on his shoulder, which turns out to be a packet of winny reds
sarcasm0
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Whats the first question in a Mandurah quiz night?
What the f%^& are you looking at?!!@#!#?!@#!@#
Colin Hay
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Hee Hee you guys crack me up
Actually, it sounds a bit like Mirrabooka as well.
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Big Fella fishn
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I agree Colin
Sounds like most of you blokes should look at your own suburb (Coz some of ya's live in some crappy one's) before knocking others... All good fun tho!
mako magic
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when most guys are too
when most guys are too scared to ask a girl out for a bit of you know what incase she is his sister
esrun59
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Very droll......
This is what makes Australia the lucky country. It could be worse, we could be in Tasmania and have a scar where the second head was!!!
Andy, the complete novice fisherman!!!
(The picture is of my Grandfather, a trawler fisherman in the UK. Pre, during and post WW2)