Apolofy little jonni an plus look octobus or Two Rock Rob play maybe

 Heloo noobs an sea dog

Well I stop poss little joany Crays 2021 page becos he no fine funny but me i still giggle at real man polonifesh lure fotos but now is serios i here for little joanni say i sorry mak giggle on you thread. Sorry.

GUYS LOOK!!!

here foto creyfish i catch it hed is emty no tail i talk nefew Bryan from hillary skwid gangs he say Sooty G an Doggy Tuna no touch my poots so here 2 theory:

THEOIRY NUMMBER 1

it octobus come play gam

THEORY NUMBER TWO MOS LIK HAPPEN THIS!!!!!!!!!:

arch nemesis enemy Two Rock Bob use his three hunrded year old 46 foot Randalf crey boat to mak giggle at me. His boat floating barnakal farm but work in windy sea he fine my poots and pull them!!! Then leve calling card mak gut crey and polony lure so for me to see!!!

I NO SCARED YOU TWO ROCK BOB! STOP YOU MAK HOLE IN MY POLONIFESH YOU GET YOU OWN LOORS AN OWN CREYS!!!! YOUR BOAT SMEL LIK DEAD LONGS TOM IN SULO BINS!!! YOU FORGET BIN DAY FOR THREE WEEK!!! YOU BIN STINK SO MUCH THE TRUCK DRIVE INTO YOU LOWNGE ROOM DRIVER DED FROM SMELL YOU HOUSE!!! THEY NEVER NEED DREGE TWO ROCK MARINA THEY JUS WAIT YOU DRIVE RANDALF BOAT TEN METER DRAFT ALL BARNAKAL!!! 

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Lame 

Tue, 2022-01-11 10:31

Lame 

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 ??????????? What the he'll. 

Tue, 2022-01-11 10:45

 ??????????? 

What the he'll.  Can't understand half of that. Needs spell checker

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you wan know what lam is???

Tue, 2022-01-11 10:45

I tell you lam what lam is all noobs go fesh crab in waggul track!!! Imagine eating anything from wagal track it full of POISON. I see here on this pages noobs brag they cacht 10 big blue manners and eat it YUM BUT THESE NOT SEA DOGS these noobs

www.wa.gov.au/government/announcements/toxic-poisoning-blue-swimmer-crabs 

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 This is getting pretty old. 

Tue, 2022-01-11 10:50

 This is getting pretty old. 

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Horny Seals

Tue, 2022-01-11 12:06

 Hate to say it mate but looks like a dirty seal mighta got the horn and had its way with ya polonifesh loor - bored it out from behind. Looks like he gave it a fair thrashing too. Probly a better option for him than the cray head.

Agree with you about the crabs from the Wagyl Creek. Taste like they lived in Wagyl piss most their life which might not be far from the truth.

Cheers

Rod

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Hmmm

Tue, 2022-01-11 13:12

 Sliiiightly nuttier than usual.

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 Must've been a strong

Tue, 2022-01-11 13:49

 Must've been a strong batch.....

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 Na not strong enough

Wed, 2022-01-12 13:23

 Na not strong enough

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normalised for me - i work

Wed, 2022-01-12 13:10

normalised for me - i work with people like this.......

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Yep

Wed, 2022-01-12 13:42

 I've worked with a few ElGuapoPelagicos too, down Kwinana way. Didn't make much sense but have some bloody funny memories - what they lacked in brains they made up for with enthusiasm. Reckon this bloke would slave away like a trooper when he's not brining polony.

Keep it coming Pelagico!

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Yeh nah

Wed, 2022-01-12 13:26

 Yeh nah, think we're done here.

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 Thanks, boss!

Wed, 2022-01-12 19:59

 Thanks, boss!

Da pirate's picture

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And now ..

Wed, 2022-01-12 13:36

And now for the cod stroker... 

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Obsessed

Wed, 2022-01-12 13:44

 Why are you cyber-stalking me mate? Slow day flygaffing stingrays?

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I'm not drunk enough to

Wed, 2022-01-12 14:47

I'm not drunk enough to understand what he just said !

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Jinx Me ,,

Wed, 2022-01-12 15:36

Don't jinx me buddy goin for a fish

tonigh and haven't caught a ray

in years .. cheers stroker. 
Your mate primate ..

 

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Seriously why do you give this guy ANY response

Wed, 2022-01-12 15:45

You are all as bad as our media......stop taking the bait and he will soon get bored  

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Agreed

Wed, 2022-01-12 18:33

 Sunshine

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Fair enough. Sunshine .

Wed, 2022-01-12 15:55

But what about my boredom.

 Yeah good call . Off for a fish!

cheers pirate.. 

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Fair go!

Wed, 2022-01-12 16:11

 Fellas, I'm getting a wiff of something a bit unpleasant here.

This ElGuapoPelagico fella might be a bit out there but he's on here sharing his experience in a harmless way. Isn't that what forums are about? I actually reckon he knows his shit.

I never believed in Aussies being real racists but the haters here are making me wonder if there's something to it.

Maybe instead of slinging shit, some of you blokes need to have a good look at yourselves and ask why ya so unwelcoming to someone not from around here?

Racism is bloody ugly and has no place here these days.

For those of ya doin the right thing - FISH ON AND KEEP SHARING THE LOVE.

CHEERS

ROD

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Apologies sunshine .

Wed, 2022-01-12 17:29

Yeah ya bloody racist .. I've learnt

heaps off elguppopelagico and stroker.

cheers pirate..  

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 Where did the racism come

Wed, 2022-01-12 22:17

 Where did the racism come from?? Elguap is just dribbling shit. Fair go nob stroker!

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That's a good

Thu, 2022-01-13 06:45

Wrap up.guess we could add fake shit!

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