Two old blokes were half pissed in the pub when one said that he'd gone fishing a couple of days before and caught an 11kg King George whiting.
His mate shook his head and said that he'd also been fishing a week back out over the old sailing shipwreck and felt like he had been snagged up for a minute and when it came loose he pulled up an old hurricane lamp. Curious, he pulled out his lighter and bugger me dead, the lamp still had kero in it and it lit up lke a beauty.
His whiting catcher mate shouted "Bullshit, you can't expect me to believe that"
Well the lamp catcher said, " I'll blow the lamp out if you take 10kg off your whiting"
carnarvonite
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Bullshitters
Two old blokes were half pissed in the pub when one said that he'd gone fishing a couple of days before and caught an 11kg King George whiting.
His mate shook his head and said that he'd also been fishing a week back out over the old sailing shipwreck and felt like he had been snagged up for a minute and when it came loose he pulled up an old hurricane lamp. Curious, he pulled out his lighter and bugger me dead, the lamp still had kero in it and it lit up lke a beauty.
His whiting catcher mate shouted "Bullshit, you can't expect me to believe that"
Well the lamp catcher said, " I'll blow the lamp out if you take 10kg off your whiting"
Faulkner Family
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very good john.
very good john.
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