Hank Van der Merke had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach , Australia. He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?"
"They're buoys," said the Aussie.
"Boys?!" replied Hank. "What are they doing out there?"
"Holding up the shark net," the Aussie told him.
"F ** ken great country this" said Hank, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home".