Footy thread II

The other is getting too long to keep up with so I've hijacked it....

Wayne Kerr............ What a fkin tossa

I know Cuzzi bro has his issues but at least he's not a little snake in the grass like that Tosser Kerr....

Good to see the WC people and the Collywobblers having a crack at each other, I think they'll be giving each other sympathy cuddles at seasons end when both their coaches are gone and the wheels have totally fallen off... Buckley is less likely to go as you would have to pry Maguires knob from his rectum...

Dogs look a changed team in the NAB but we'll see

Both the Adelaide sides will be pushing top 4

Freo to slide

Geelong look up and about... They should be within 10 goals of Hawks in rd 1.

Hawks for flag

Rough for Coleman

Hodge for 3rd Norm Smith

Fyfe for the brownlow he deserved last year that went to a stand out player in a shit team...


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its going to be a good thread

Tue, 2015-03-24 11:25

essendoping, Crowleys case to answer, there will be banter everywhere

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Dons to be set free

Tue, 2015-03-24 11:53

Dons to be set free Unc...

Crowley to cop a pinch or two

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 Bring on round 23...  :)

Tue, 2015-03-24 12:13

 Bring on round 23...  :)

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 Gotta find some dirt on the

Tue, 2015-03-24 12:38

 Gotta find some dirt on the Squawks .. surely their angry leprechaun coach and that overly happy tasmanian sidekick are hiding something !!  

 
I suppose Harvey will be pinching himself , meanwhile I’m making up a banner akin to this one for when Crowls is exonerated ..  
 
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 Need to rename this footy

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:06

 Need to rename this footy thread I

 

that way we can keep in sync with the rounds...  I  II  III   IV   V  VI......  and so on until round XXIII :)

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Freo top 8 2015 and Worst

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:09

Freo top 8 2015 and Worst Coke Wegirls should merge with Melbourne if any chance future success this decade.

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 its funny how fast freo fans

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:14

 its funny how fast freo fans forget there recent history

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 What's that?  our poor year

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:18

 What's that?  our poor year last year when we finished 6th?  but we weren't fishing in dampier in september like your mob!

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 Can we get our thoughts of

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:31

 Can we get our thoughts of how the eagles will perform this year?

 

unfortunately losing MacKenzie is massive.  no darling on the horizon.  is Schofield under done for round 1?  McGovern will be down back???  you're going to be small up forward, small in the midfield and small in defence....

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 small up front  kennedy for

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:43

 small up front  kennedy for coleman medal. get of bennys pipe you freo fools. your boat sailed lads and left the anchor on pavs nose. eagles are shot iam afraid, will beat most of the bottom 8 and a couple up top to scrape into final 8, will be smashed by the top 6, i see more injuries on the horizon.

 

3 post ive entered this dribble into and i still cant believe what iam writting.

 

at least wait till the crickets done lads. dragging up shite this early is making for a long grumpy red wine filled rant from R1 when it all goes pear shaped 

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 No, I'm off the red.  it's

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:50

 No, I'm off the red.  it's only beer now, with the occasional mount gay rum thrown in for good measure.

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 aahahahah funny cause ive

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:53

 aahahahah funny cause ive been wine free for about 8 years now its the devil i tell you the devil

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 yep

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:56

 yep

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Dockers supporters

Wed, 2015-03-25 07:35

 bleh ahajah we might have been on mad monday but you still choked.... 2 chances in the finals... Whick means you won as many finals as us 

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 I am going to go out on a

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:16

 I am going to go out on a limb (again) and say that fremantle will finish top four and push for top two.  If the latter happens we'll go one better than 2013.   

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1 bite on the berley trail

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:20

1 bite on the berley trail lol.

just introducing myself fellas and I'll try not to be too much of a Freo cockhead. I mean - not like eagles a threat or anything... sympathies lol

Freo and Claremont tigers forever.

wondering what others thought about chn 7 wafl coverage last weekend?

was good to see subi crush east perth (and I won't go into eagles reserves controversy).

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haha ^

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:26

 Think you might be 

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 Always good to have anot her

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:27

 Always good to have anot her freo tragic here for back up 

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 Heave ho another Freo Bro ..

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:50

 Heave ho another Freo Bro .. good onya Darren get into em , the weagle and collywobble boys are push overs it’s those self fellating whorethorn blokes that are sometimes hard to deal with 

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One more ^ to talk

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:08

 About what could have been 

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 lol at least we’ll be in the

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:39

 lol at least we’ll be in the mix yet again ,  I hear your very expensive Palm Tree is saying the same as last year and will be proving his worth this season .. I think he’s a having a lend of ya’s 

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Stay tuned Chris

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:45

 You'll be in awe

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well here is an outragous prediction

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:55

Melbourne to make the eight and give their long suffering supporter's hope for 2016

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 I reckon they'll be in the

Tue, 2015-03-24 19:58

 I reckon they'll be in the bottom end of the mix Peter.  about 12 - 14 th, and with a bit of luck their way and bit of bad luck to the others around them they could push even closer.  just keep Harry away from his weed smoking friends!

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haha yes

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:29

he definitely a different cat fish but he can play the game when he is on his game and not meeting the Dali Lama , going head to head with Nathan Buckley over Buckleys homophobic spray at training and worrying about inhaling marijuana smoke (passively)

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 Yeah your right...thats

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:34

 Yeah your right...thats outrageous. 

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Big movers upwards, melbourne

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:02

Big movers upwards, melbourne and GWS

 

big tumblers, essendon and carlton, perhaps even collingwood.

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The games best

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:13

                                                                     

 

                                                                                                    

 

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got to admit

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:37

fyfe and ablett are the best to players in the game atm , fyfe started at freo at 78kg and is now 92 kg he is big mobile and tough wish he was playing for Melbourne , gary ablett well two bronnlow meadals and would have won another last year if not injured I wish he was playing for Melbourne too

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 Ablett looks like he might

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:43

 Ablett looks like he might be out for a few, still having shoulder problems. 

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Someone was after some dirt

Tue, 2015-03-24 20:59

Someone was after some dirt on Clarkson...

78% win rate, flag every couple of years...

Is that enough dirt?

Shit average

Rumour has is Malthouse has been seen in talks with Cousins and Kerr down at Eagles headquarters.

Surely they not?

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Oops there goes another wheel

Wed, 2015-03-25 07:15

 Dropping like flys the anochor wankers, no r1 for pav old man injuries?

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 Yes please elaborate?

Wed, 2015-03-25 16:33

 Yes please elaborate?  haven't heard a thing about Pav.  And it won't really matter. We have other tall options.

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Putting it out there

Wed, 2015-03-25 16:30

I bleed Purple.
Whats this snot about the great man Pav - elaborate uncle, what you on about?

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the MEDIA C9 said this morning

Wed, 2015-03-25 16:59

that sore back which is why he didn't go east for the captains meeting and he would miss the first game.

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2 out of 3 ain't bad

Wed, 2015-03-25 17:13

Sore back - yep
Didn't go east - yep
Miss 1st game - nope.

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did he play

Wed, 2015-03-25 17:32

last weekend?

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 yep

Wed, 2015-03-25 18:38

 yep

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My ladder predictions

Wed, 2015-03-25 17:36

hawthorn
Sydney
port ad
freo
north melb
GEELONG
Richmond
gold coast
BRISBANE
west coast
Adelaide
COLLINGWOOD / REBUILDING YEAR /
CARLTON
GWS
MELBOURNE
ST KILDA

We have 16 players with under 50 games experience ....
no excuses thou....
my prediction hawks -port grandy
& bye bye bucks round 16 hello woosha to coach the PIES 2016

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aren't the bulldogs or

Wed, 2015-03-25 18:55

aren't the bulldogs or essendon playing this year ??

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wow the chemist

Wed, 2015-03-25 17:55

Hope not, think Ade might finish higher then that

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captains think hawthorn

Wed, 2015-03-25 18:40

captains think hawthorn premiers and fyfe for the Charlie...   1 out of 2 aren't bad...

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 That would put one thing in

Wed, 2015-03-25 19:07

 That would put one thing in the cabinet 

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 I am saying 1 out of 2 by

Wed, 2015-03-25 19:26

 I am saying 1 out of 2 by the captains ain't bad....  they got the premiers wrong.... 

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They also

Wed, 2015-03-25 21:21

 Got the Charlie wrong just quietly

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ha ha

Wed, 2015-03-25 19:23

 Did they pick the brown low last year. You poor sods will latch onto anything, fairest and best best renumbering

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 ???? what are you drinking

Wed, 2015-03-25 19:24

 ???? what are you drinking tonight uncle?

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bloody phone

Wed, 2015-03-25 19:27

 I meant. Remember

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Yikes and still growing

Wed, 2015-03-25 22:14

  6.2.....92kg and already Fast and Furious. I'm of to the TAB for a decent size punt on the young fella for the 2015 charlie. 5/1 yes please.

  It’s a scary prospect for opposition coaches and players, but Fyfe has already shown he knows what it takes to improve and believes there’s a lot more to come.

“I genuinely do feel like I’ve got a lot of upside and am still learning the game and what I’m capable of. I’m still growing and I’m excited about what lies ahead,” he says.

“The carrot of team success is one that still eludes me at AFL level and will be a constant driver, and hopefully, once I have success it’ll still remain a driver – the prospect of being at a    team that continues to have sustained team success.”

 From a personal perspective, Fyfe believes being a player who “can be relied upon in times of real desperation and need” is his biggest asset, and something he wants to be known for in  years to come. He says it’s humbling to know that many of his competitors already see him in such a way.

 A report from this week.

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And if he gets

Thu, 2015-03-26 06:47

good player just have to keep the shoulders down  

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Well Priddis already proved

Thu, 2015-03-26 22:18

Well Priddis already proved last year that you don't need to know how to kick a footy to win a Charlie so Fyfe might be in with a chance this year if Ablett doesn't get on the park.

 

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bugger, gotta feel sorry for

Sat, 2015-03-28 09:57

A Moribito, had a bloody terrible bloody run with his knees and now can't train for awhile, wish him all the best and hope he gets back soon

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hey gilly

Sun, 2015-03-29 08:18

got any menes with that useless darling crying over his broken foot ha ha

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 hahaaahahah plenty more to

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:08

 hahaaahahah plenty more to come 

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what about some of your boys

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:26

the arsonist and the druggie theyed be good

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Sportsbet

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:20

 Check out sportsbet's James Hird/Eminem parody on Facebook. Bloody funny.

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 Pies boys test positive

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:26

 Pies boys test positive .. 

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/collingwood-footballers-lachlan-keeffe-and-josh-thomas-face-positive-drug-test-20150330-1maznj.html

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bugger, if thats the case

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:28

piss them off,we don't need them

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 just like we need cousins

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:43

 just like we need cousins and kerr ay

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 isnt that thomas the fella

Mon, 2015-03-30 11:46

 isnt that thomas the fella who takes all the big marks and kicks goals

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 This time round the AFL have

Mon, 2015-03-30 12:18

 This time round the AFL have decided to make this public before the B sample has even been confirmed and they’ve also copped immediate provisional suspensions ... whereas Crowley’s was kept hushed up for 6 months and he was also allowed to play after returning positive on the A sample .. I’m confused .

 
Be interesting to see how the Collingwood Club respond .. 
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Well Well hey

Mon, 2015-03-30 12:54

 Who would have guessed that ^ ^^^^

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Careers Over

Mon, 2015-03-30 13:39

 I would say that if the B sample is proven , with the drug being illegal for human use in Austraila that its career over.

Sad thing is the club has carried those boys through some long term injuries and extended development.

Interested to see what the club say this arvo.

 

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 What's their association

Mon, 2015-03-30 13:49

 What's their association outside the club? house mates, good mates? were they tested on the same day?  certainly very unusual for two players to test positive to the same drug at the same time.....

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Ouch... I'd previously said

Mon, 2015-03-30 17:19

Ouch...

I'd previously said that I thought WC coach would be first to go followed by Bucks if they can remove Eds tongue fro his ass...

Not looking so good for Bucks now...

AFL having a shocker at the moment, they best get the season going and hopefully bring back the biff to keep the punters involved...

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What's your decision

Mon, 2015-03-30 19:38

 Bombers big day tomorrow, I can't see the afl allowing themselves to look like fools, seems there's drug every where, some low range penalty I reckon

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Shame that

Mon, 2015-03-30 20:14

 I feel for all you pie fans out their. 

 Josh and Lachlan were where your future stands. Two very good youngsters in the making. Drugs in every club. To much money to be had for top players these days.

 Wont mind you guys jumping on the [ you know who ] bandwagon for a bloody good ride through 2015 

 

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All Aboard

Mon, 2015-03-30 21:17

Hey Crowley - not you sorry

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 What a pair of bloody

Mon, 2015-03-30 20:48

 What a pair of bloody imbeciles considering what's been going on for the last year. Throw the book at them. 

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 One more piss take before E

Mon, 2015-03-30 21:32

 One more piss take before E Day tomorrow , Essendon Insider tells all ..

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So now both Collingwood and

Mon, 2015-03-30 21:40

So now both Collingwood and Fremantle have returned more positive tests for banned substances than Essendon !!!

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 Ha ha and the Eagles

Tue, 2015-03-31 09:44

 Ha ha and the Eagles

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Hahahaha

Mon, 2015-03-30 21:53

 Thats f*cking funny Chris

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well there you go

Tue, 2015-03-31 12:12

Timboon was on the money, muat be a few officals feeling like d/heads today and a few grandstanding pollies

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