Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-04-05 07:05
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Cortez474
Posts: 109
Date Joined: 24/01/12
Gotta love Friday....... who
Gotta love Friday.......
who wants to hear a funny joke??
ha ha me too!
roberta
Posts: 2773
Date Joined: 08/07/08
love the photos
The only joke I have ever remembered was
Whats green and hangs on trees?
Gorilla's snot hahahaha................... I know pretty lame
Ginger Tablets Rock
anypuddle
Posts: 597
Date Joined: 22/01/12
upgrades
Anywhere anytime
Doooma
Posts: 791
Date Joined: 05/12/09
Whats Brown and sticky?A
Whats Brown and sticky?
A stick
Whats green and smells of pork?
Kermits finger
DOCTOR: Youre overweight
PATIENT: I think I want a second opinion
DOCTOR: Youre also ugly!!
1st mate: Have you ever smelt mothballs?
2nd mate: Yeah I have actually
1st mate: How on Earth did you get his legs apart?
Light travels faster than sound...
This is why people appear bright.. until they speak!!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa."
Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay you $500!."Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
paul83
Posts: 97
Date Joined: 13/12/12
blonde joke
Thats a bloody good blonde joke Doooma.
Pick it up, put it down....
Jason D
Posts: 18
Date Joined: 22/10/12
Bloke walks into a pub...
Bloke walks into a pub and wanders up to the bar, the barman looks at him raising one eye brow,
"what are you doing mate, you got a steering wheel down your pants.....!!"
Bloke replys, "yeah I know, bloody things driving me nuts!"
Brad S
Posts: 39
Date Joined: 28/05/11
Malthouse v Buckley
Bit of a laugh for a friday at work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMIgOKRhza4