Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2014-06-27 06:49
Enjoy 
Image Upload:
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
.?
Howdy Ledge, you gave a couple of these a run last week mate.
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
ledge64
Posts: 985
Date Joined: 24/11/09
Must of had to many Bintangs
Must of had to many Bintangs
catchalittle
Posts: 1875
Date Joined: 04/09/08
Nathan
catchalittle
Posts: 1875
Date Joined: 04/09/08
This one's for TimoAutomatic
This one's for Timo
Automatic Sperm Extractor Introduced Into A Chinese Hospital
Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital#WbBTtLCMhzqiVAAS.99
A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?
The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology
Read more at http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital#WbBTtLCMhzqiVAAS.99
Nathan
gav1970
Posts: 154
Date Joined: 12/02/07
Well at least it won't whinge
Well at least it won't whinge at me for buying more fishing gear. Is there an Australian importer??
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Hahaha, yeah, can only fit
Hahaha, yeah, can only fit that finger in it, made for Jap blokes lol
Thats just a high tech version of the ol billy goat......
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
carnarvonite
Posts: 8627
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Condom designers
Word has it that the Kiwis were the first to use animal intestines as a condom and the Aussies were the ones who came up with the idea of taking them out of the sheep first
crasny1
Posts: 6986
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Redneck billygoat fun
Redneck billygoat fun
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
pale ale
Posts: 1755
Date Joined: 02/01/10
WTF? Why do the chinese need
WTF? Why do the chinese need help with their breeding / sperm donation. They are already overpopulated. Maybe they should have vasectomy machines instead?
Red Dog
Posts: 311
Date Joined: 13/12/12
Suarez bit my
Suarez bit my finger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxU-cQvmi-k