Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-06-19 08:37
Enjoy from Bali 
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bushbeaver
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Date Joined: 08/07/13
Some great ones there! I'm
Some great ones there!
I'm obviously not eqipped for the mermaid fishing then. Wonder if "Tackle World" can help with that one...... :)
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
gotta love this pic
Not so much a funny, but uplifting for some reason!
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Deleted
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grantarctic1
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Date Joined: 03/03/11
crano
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Date Joined: 04/11/09
Shit list
GHOST SHIT You know you've shit,there's shit on the toilet paper but there's no shit in the toilet.
TEFLON COATED SHIT Comes out slick,clean and so easy that you cant even feel it.No traces of shit on the toilet paper.You have
to look for the shit in the toilet to be sure you did it.
GOOEY SHIT This has the consistency of hot tar.You wipe your arse 12 times and it still doesn't come clean.You have to put toilet paper
in your undies so you don't stain them.The shit leaves permanent skid marks in the bowl.
SECOND THOUGHT SHIT You're all done wiping your arse and your about to stand up and then you realise you have to shit some more.
POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD SHIT This is the kind of shit that killed elvis. It just does'nt want to come out until you're all sweaty and
trembling and purple from straining so hard.
JENNY CRAIG SHIT you shit so much you lose 10 pounds
RIGHT NOW SHIT You'd better be within 20 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has it's head sticking out by the time you get your pants down.
CHOCKER BLOCK SHIT This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks.
a coat hanger works well. This type of shit usually happens at someone else's house.
CORK SHIT Also known as a floater.Even after the third flush,it's still floating in there.A good shit to do at someone elses house.
WET CHEEK SHIT This shit hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that makes your arse wet.
WISH SHIT You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times but still no shit.
CEMENT BLOCK SHIT Also known as the oh my god shit,you wish you had got a spinal block before you shit.
Major damage to your bum hole.
SNAKE SHIT This shit is fairly soft,about as thick as your thumb and at least a metre long and curls around the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN FOOD SHIT Also called the screamers. You'll know it's alright to eat again when you're ass stops burning.
BEER DRUNK'S SHIT Also known as the grog bog.This happens after the night before. Normally your shit does'nt smell too bad,
but this stuff is BAD. Usually there is someone waiting outside to use the dunny.
axey45
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Date Joined: 26/11/13
That list is worthy printing
That list is worthy printing out and pasting on the toilet door.