Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-07-17 07:22
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Deleted
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Date Joined: 26/04/14
Deleted
Posts: 6265
Date Joined: 26/04/14
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Still catching my head wondering how that Commodore got down into the water.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Leemo
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Date Joined: 22/02/07
last week down busso! haha
last week down busso! haha
bludgin' since 94'
choc
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Date Joined: 05/01/12
Looks like Monaghans.
Looks like Monaghans.
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Could well be, could be Cape Natto in the back ground.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
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It was. Happened last week
It was. Happened last week
http://www.busseltonmail.com.au/story/3206828/car-rocket-launches-into-geographe-bay/
The Saint
Posts: 456
Date Joined: 30/01/13
A woman and a baby were in
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did as he asked. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while giving her a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I'm his Grandma . . . but I'm glad I came in ..’
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ha
Ha ha
Love the West!
Callum24
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Date Joined: 24/06/12
Nother one from the young
Nother one from the young bloke
Drivin to work one mornin and on the radio comes a story of a out break in africa and everyones crook
Boss- "Bloody hell mate they should send geldof over to do a live aid"
Young bloke- "yeah man that bloke from lord of the rings will sort it all out"
Qualified carpet layer available for jobs big and small
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Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
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groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
Natural Disasters Just
Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
Your Husband Needs
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Lastchance
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Date Joined: 02/02/09
Why cant Ray Charles see any
Why cant Ray Charles see any of his mates? Because he is married.