A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did as he asked. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while giving her a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I'm his Grandma . . . but I'm glad I came in ..’
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you!
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Still catching my head wondering how that Commodore got down into the water.
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Leemo
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last week down busso! haha
last week down busso! haha
bludgin' since 94'
choc
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Looks like Monaghans.
Looks like Monaghans.
Dale
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Could well be, could be Cape Natto in the back ground.
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It was. Happened last week
It was. Happened last week
http://www.busseltonmail.com.au/story/3206828/car-rocket-launches-into-geographe-bay/
The Saint
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A woman and a baby were in
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did as he asked. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while giving her a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I'm his Grandma . . . but I'm glad I came in ..’
sea-kem
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Ha ha
Ha ha
Love the West!
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Nother one from the young
Nother one from the young bloke
Drivin to work one mornin and on the radio comes a story of a out break in africa and everyones crook
Boss- "Bloody hell mate they should send geldof over to do a live aid"
Young bloke- "yeah man that bloke from lord of the rings will sort it all out"
Qualified carpet layer available for jobs big and small
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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
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Natural Disasters Just
Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.
groverwa
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Your Husband Needs
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Lastchance
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Why cant Ray Charles see any
Why cant Ray Charles see any of his mates? Because he is married.