A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, 'Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?' The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?' The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... 'I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk!!..
Dale
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Very good Ledge, Friday is better again.
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crasny1
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Gross
That second one is Pure Gross.
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Shepheard
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Date Joined: 07/02/15
Crasny i think there sand
Crasny i think there sand worms lol.
crasny1
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Could be used for bait then
Huh??
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Rob H
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A little girl walks into a
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, 'Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?'
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees
so that he's on her level, and says, 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?'
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ...
'I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk!!..
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Adam Gallash
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How many screws hold
How many screws hold together a lesbians bed?
None, its all tongue and groove
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Adam Gallash
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How would you describe sex
How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar?
Short and sweet
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Auslobster
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Date Joined: 03/05/08
Mate.
Better just stick to moderating, ok?
Jimmysparks
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Date Joined: 26/03/14
Two crackers there adam!!
Two crackers there adam!! Haha