Friday Funnys


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Fri, 2015-09-04 10:47

 Very good Ledge, Friday is better again.

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Gross

Fri, 2015-09-04 10:55

That second one is Pure Gross.

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 Crasny i think there sand

Fri, 2015-09-04 13:27

 Crasny i think there sand worms lol.

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Could be used for bait then

Fri, 2015-09-04 14:12

Huh??

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 A little girl walks into a

Fri, 2015-09-04 16:55

 A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, 'Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?'
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees
so that he's on her level, and says, 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?'
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ...
'I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk!!..

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 How many screws hold

Fri, 2015-09-04 21:29

 How many screws hold together a lesbians bed?

 

None, its all tongue and groove

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 How would you describe sex

Fri, 2015-09-04 21:33

 How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar?

 

Short and sweet

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Mate.

Fri, 2015-09-04 23:44

 Better just stick to moderating, ok?

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 Two crackers there adam!!

Sat, 2015-09-05 08:24

 Two crackers there adam!! Haha