Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2016-01-29 07:25
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Cruise Control
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Date Joined: 03/11/10
After the weekend and
After the weekend and Australia Day that last one is absolutely appropriate . .LOL
Alan James
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Date Joined: 30/06/09
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Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked "What kind of beer have you got?"
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
A little boy comes down to
A little boy comes down to breakfast. His mother asks if he had done his chores. " Not yet, " said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. " How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? " he asks. " Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week, either, and I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk. " Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says, " Are you going to tell him or should I?
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf