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21

Fri, 2018-05-25 08:04

21

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22

Fri, 2018-05-25 08:38

 22

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22

Fri, 2018-05-25 08:43

I'd go for 22 as well

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Fri, 2018-05-25 09:15

 21

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 Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...

 

 

The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.

 

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15

Fri, 2018-05-25 09:00

15 

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Ok 22

Fri, 2018-05-25 09:09

Ok 22

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 Top one = knuckleheadDidn't

Fri, 2018-05-25 09:32

 Top one = knucklehead

Didn't notice she had glasses on ! 

21 for me 

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 20. 

Fri, 2018-05-25 09:36

 20. 

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Mulie

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 Top one - just why????? The

Fri, 2018-05-25 10:00

 Top one - just why?????

 

The glasses don't bother me!!

 

22 

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First photo

Fri, 2018-05-25 10:04

 That is one sick puppy

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First pic

Fri, 2018-05-25 10:17

Holey Shithead

1 choclate for me and 21 for the wife 

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 22

Fri, 2018-05-25 10:45

 22

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 Hmmm, I see a few have said

Fri, 2018-05-25 21:56

 Hmmm, I see a few have said 22 but wondering what Im missing?

$15 buys 15

15 wrappers buys 5 more

5 wrappers is one more with 2 wrappers left over?

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 Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...

 

 

The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.

 

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Wrappers

Fri, 2018-05-25 22:03

so what does one more plus 2 wrappers make, 3 wrappers which is another choc ! 

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 My spots are so secret even the fish don't know about them !

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Fri, 2018-05-25 22:18

 

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Sat, 2018-05-26 08:00

 Stupid fkn puzzle, never doin these again 

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 Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...

 

 

The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.

 

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TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2018

Fri, 2018-05-25 11:12

 TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2018


TRAVEL PLANS FOR 2018

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots.

Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!

At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

My job is done! Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another.

I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!








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Fri, 2018-05-25 22:10

 I’ve borrowed that one

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 Love your work Grover so

Fri, 2018-05-25 18:40

 

Love your work Grover so true with the words and places - my wife chuckled as much as I did.

Very good.

As for the first picture - what a muppet and what glasses in the girlie one ?

Chocolate did someone say chocolate - don't care just feed me chocolate  

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 Im going for 22 choc

Fri, 2018-05-25 18:45

 Im going for 22 choc bars. 

That first pic is rediculous . At first thinking tattoo but wrong. 

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  Lindsey Pelas....Gezzzus!!

Sat, 2018-05-26 02:06

 

 

Lindsey Pelas....Gezzzus!!

 

.....21 and 2 wrappers left over.

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 $15 buys 15 chocs - 15 /3 =

Sat, 2018-05-26 00:50

 $15 buys 15 chocs, 15 /3 = 5 + 15 = 20 chocs

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 ok $15 gets 15 chocs with 15

Sat, 2018-05-26 08:07

 ok $15 gets 15 chocs with 15 wrappers gets you another 5 chocs = 20 chocs

5 wrappers from those chocs = 1 choc and 2 wrappers. The wrapper from the last choc plus the 2 wrappers =1

20+1+1=22

clear as mud 

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 Yes...1 + 2 = 22

Sat, 2018-05-26 13:02

 

Yes...1 + 2 = 22

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Prospective Son-in-Law

Sat, 2018-05-26 11:55

 A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.
The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?"
asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."

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