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Boozing Crab Chaser Yep

Fri, 2019-06-14 07:06

Boozing Crab Chaser

Yep pretty sure i remember changing channels, until dad upgraded installing the new Betamax video player as well.

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Yep

Fri, 2019-06-14 07:12

 Channel changer indeed. Good selection there ledge.

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Channel changer for sure

Fri, 2019-06-14 07:24

I knew it was bed time when they would get me to switch the channel from the ABC to GWN for Dallas . “ change the channel and off to bed please “  . How to parents send their kids to bed these days? Text I’m assuming ! 

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 My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....

 

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When the show the kids are

Fri, 2019-06-14 07:34

When the show the kids are watching on netflix finishes.

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Fri, 2019-06-14 10:16

 

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 Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...

 

 

The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.

 

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Haha good ones!Selthy that

Fri, 2019-06-14 11:07

Haha good ones!

Selthy that pretty much sums our household up!

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Rust stains, small gelcoat/fibreglass repairs, bilge cleaning etc

 

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Haha good ones!Selthy that

Fri, 2019-06-14 11:09

Haha good ones!

Selthy that pretty much sums our household up!

Why does the duck have feathers on its back??

To cover up its butt qwack.

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Rust stains, small gelcoat/fibreglass repairs, bilge cleaning etc

 

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Thanks ledge

Fri, 2019-06-14 12:44

I do look forward to Friday funnies. 

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Fri, 2019-06-14 13:33

An Australian ventriloquist visiting NZ,
walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: 'G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Villager: 'The sheep's a fucking liar'

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Ha, very good 

Fri, 2019-06-14 13:56

Ha, very good 

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Good one Dale

Fri, 2019-06-14 14:55

Good one Dale

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Gold

Fri, 2019-06-14 22:35

Thats a gem 

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Naked dock drinker. 

Fri, 2019-06-14 13:57

Naked dock drinker. 

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 another bunch of good

Fri, 2019-06-14 19:38

 another bunch of good ones. 

Dale, thats a cracker well done

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Lazy

Fri, 2019-06-14 19:49

 Ocean floater

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Funny Shit

Sun, 2019-06-16 10:43

 

www.facebook.com/mimiimfurst/videos/1454694061452541/

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pissed my pants....

Sun, 2019-06-16 13:38