"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say. Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?
Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads...
ledge64
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Date Joined: 24/11/09
Enjoy
Enjoy
Billcollector
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Date Joined: 16/05/09
4
4
aaasnapper
Posts: 218
Date Joined: 15/01/10
6
"I have 6 eggs"
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davmor
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Date Joined: 29/11/11
4 EGGSThe guy on the ladders
4 EGGS
The guy on the ladders is a accident waiting to happen, amazing what people will attepmt.
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Still have 4
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say. Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?
Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads...
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Da pirate
Posts: 1561
Date Joined: 03/05/15
Ha ha..
good one dale . Like that one .
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
eggs def 4 i like the
eggs def 4
i like the pickles in the jar
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
6 eggs
Arrrh I think the answer is 6 eggs and the confessional joke is a ripper, the ladder depiction shows a lot of ingenuity.
davewillo
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Date Joined: 08/09/16
4 eggs and I love the
4 eggs and I love the confessional one. Smart kid!
PGFC member and lure tragic