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Enjoy

Fri, 2019-08-16 08:01

Enjoy

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4

Fri, 2019-08-16 08:03

4

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6

Fri, 2019-08-16 08:21

 "I have 6 eggs"

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 4 EGGSThe guy on the ladders

Fri, 2019-08-16 08:29

 4 EGGS

The guy on the ladders is a accident waiting to happen, amazing what people will attepmt.

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Fri, 2019-08-16 12:34

Still have 4

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Fri, 2019-08-16 12:41

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say. Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capelli? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?
Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads...

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Ha ha..

Fri, 2019-08-16 13:05

good one dale . Like that one . 

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 eggs def 4 i like the

Fri, 2019-08-16 19:41

 eggs def 4 

i like the pickles in the jar

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6 eggs

Fri, 2019-08-16 21:09

Arrrh I think the answer is 6 eggs and the confessional joke is a ripper, the ladder depiction shows a lot of ingenuity.

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 4 eggs and I love the

Tue, 2019-08-20 09:42

 4 eggs and I love the confessional one. Smart kid!