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Brock O's picture

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Times flying..

Fri, 2021-03-05 07:22

Times flying..

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crasny1's picture

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 too many eggs in one basket,

Fri, 2021-03-05 07:30

 too many eggs in one basket, the time is flying, wears his heart on his sleeve, you nailed it, keeps the cards close to his chest, has an ace up his sleeve, hit the nail right on the head, born with a spoon in his mouth, got it in a nutshell, its a red herring, he's a big cheese, carries himself on a silver platter, spill the beans (I think), ?swing the cat.

And yes, I have been hit by a parked car whilst drunk

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crasny1's picture

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 he's got his fingers tied in

Fri, 2021-03-05 07:33

 he's got his fingers tied in a knot 

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Bird brain or cock head?  

Fri, 2021-03-05 11:03

Bird brain or cock head? 

 

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i would argue he does not

Fri, 2021-03-05 11:04

i would argue he does not have too many eggs in one basket as:
* the basket shown is able carry that number of eggs - none are falling out
* there is no other basket shown to put the eggs in

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sayings

Fri, 2021-03-05 14:24

 To Put all your eggs in one basket.  Cat got your tongue

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He fishes, He fishes, He fishes, its the only thing in life. All he ever gets is hell from his fed up wife

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 I seen the mistake . Th

Fri, 2021-03-05 17:03

 I seen the mistake . 

Th toilet door is a good one

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"Mitsake"?

Sat, 2021-03-06 06:17

 Is that some kind of Japanese wine?