Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-05-13 07:22
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crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
This is how you deal with it
A cop pulls over a guy for speeding.
Off: May I see your licence!
Driver: Dont have one. Suspended after my 5th DD.
Off:My I see the car registration?
Dr:It's not my car. I stole it!
Off:The car is stolen??
Dr: Yeh thats right. come to think off it, I think I saw the rogo in the glowebox when I putt my gun in there.
Off: There's a GUN in the glovebox?
Dr: Yes. Thats where I put it when I shot the lady owner of the car. Then I stuffed her in the trunk.
Off: There's a BODY IN THE TRUNK???
Dr: Yes sir.
Hearing this the officer immediately calls his captain for backup. Quickly the car is surrounded by Police, and the captain approaches to solve the tense situation.
Capt: Can I see your Licence?
Dr: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid
Capt: Whose Car is this?
Dr: Its mine Sir. Here's me registration.
Capt: Can you slowly open the glowbox?
Dr: Yes Sir, but there is nothing in there>
Sure enough there was nothing in there.
Capt: Would you mind opening your Boot. I was told there's a body in there.
Dr: What? No problem.
Boot opened and no body in there.
Capt: But I dont understand. The Officer who pulled you over said you didnt have a licence for DD, stole the car, had a gun in the glowbox, and that there was a dead body in the boot.
Dr: Yeah yeah, and I'll bet he told you I WAS SPEEDING aswell.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
claymore
Posts: 225
Date Joined: 11/01/11
pic
thats one tidy rig
dkonig82
Posts: 2091
Date Joined: 06/07/10
That it is :-)
That it is :-)
When asked by a non-fisherman 'how many fishing rods do you really need?' the correct answer is either:
n+1 (where n is the number of fishing rods you currently own); or
n-1 (where n is the number of fishing rods which would cause your significant other to dump you.
Man Overboard
Posts: 957
Date Joined: 16/01/10
All i see, is a peach !!
All i see, is a peach !!
hlokk
Posts: 4293
Date Joined: 04/04/08
Imagining for the first
Imagining for the first one:
"Now, dont you bloody go off at me Shazza! I asked what you wanted and you said donuts, so don't bloody complain!"
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
I think
I'd risk death!
Gricko
Posts: 109
Date Joined: 09/07/10
look at the peach! look at
look at the peach! look at the peach! its worth it
All this working keeps getting in the way of fishing!