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Wes F's picture

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Hey mum where did uncle

Fri, 2012-02-24 07:02

Hey mum where did uncle Morton put does muddies?

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Schools....

Fri, 2012-02-24 08:39

Doing a roll call on the first day back at the local Primary School the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:

"Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?"
"Here."

"Achmed El Kabul?"
"Here."

"Fatima Al Chadoury? "
" Here."

"Abdul Alu Ohlmi?"
" Here."

Mohammed Ibn Achrha?"
" Here."

"Mi Cha El Mey Er"
Silence in the classroom.

"Mi Cha El Mey Er"

Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
She repeated,

"Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Mey Er?”


A boy arose and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that’s me.

My name is Michael Meyer."

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Thai style prostate exam

Fri, 2012-02-24 08:40

Prostate Exam ...Thai style

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the Australian Health Service,
an Aussie decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses
are rather more gentle and accommodating.


As usual he was asked to strip off. He lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.

"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.

"I haven't got an erection" said the man.


"No, but I have" replied the nurse.

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He he he thta's quite good.

Fri, 2012-02-24 11:55

He he he thta's quite good.

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Come on ledge. You can do

Fri, 2012-02-24 08:41

Come on ledge. You can do better than that

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kill it??? eat it!!!!

Adam Gallash's picture

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Date Joined: 29/11/05

Men Do Listen

Fri, 2012-02-24 08:41

Milk and eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
And if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

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bahahahah.  so true.

Fri, 2012-02-24 10:12

bahahahah. 

 

so true.

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Troy Summers's picture

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 That is gold!!!

Fri, 2012-02-24 16:38

 That is gold!!!

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Fri, 2012-02-24 09:57

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(No subject)

Fri, 2012-02-24 11:43

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hate to burst anyones bubble,

Fri, 2012-02-24 15:21

hate to burst anyones bubble, but the facebook tattoo thingo was a hoax. Funny though :). i was dissapointed when i found out it was fake

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Date Joined: 20/05/11

thats 5min of my life wasted

Sat, 2012-02-25 14:34

thats 5min of my life wasted

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No subject

Fri, 2012-02-24 19:52

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Very sad isn't it 

Sat, 2012-02-25 09:28

Very sad isn't it 

TAPOUT's picture

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 I dont get the first

Sat, 2012-02-25 08:53

 I dont get the first picture?

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look 3/10ths in from left

Sat, 2012-02-25 09:48

look 3/10ths in from left side and 1/10 up from bottom.

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there is a man with a 12''

Sat, 2012-02-25 10:09

there is a man with a 12'' forehead lol

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No Subject

Sat, 2012-02-25 12:15

Adam Gallash's picture

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Perfect Tits

Sat, 2012-02-25 14:18

An old man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?
Are you nuts? she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars? he asks again.

Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars.... Ok, just once, but not here. Let 's go to that dark alley over there.

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?

Nah, says the little old man ... Costs too much!

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Ah ha ha ha..Gold!

Sat, 2012-02-25 14:42

Ah ha ha ha..Gold!