After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the Australian Health Service, an Aussie decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off. He lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
An old man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? Are you nuts? she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars? he asks again.
Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?
So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars.... Ok, just once, but not here. Let 's go to that dark alley over there.
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?
Wes F
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Hey mum where did uncle
Hey mum where did uncle Morton put does muddies?
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Schools....
Doing a roll call on the first day back at the local Primary School the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:
"Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?"
"Here."
"Achmed El Kabul?"
"Here."
"Fatima Al Chadoury? "
" Here."
"Abdul Alu Ohlmi?"
" Here."
Mohammed Ibn Achrha?"
" Here."
"Mi Cha El Mey Er"
Silence in the classroom.
"Mi Cha El Mey Er"
Continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
She repeated,
"Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Mey Er?”
A boy arose and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that’s me.
My name is Michael Meyer."
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Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Thai style prostate exam
Prostate Exam ...Thai style
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the Australian Health Service,
an Aussie decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses
are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off. He lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
"At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse.
"I haven't got an erection" said the man.
"No, but I have" replied the nurse.
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sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
He he he thta's quite good.
He he he thta's quite good.
Love the West!
ealzee
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Date Joined: 14/11/11
Come on ledge. You can do
Come on ledge. You can do better than that
kill it??? eat it!!!!
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Men Do Listen
Milk and eggs
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
And if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
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fisherking
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Date Joined: 29/05/08
bahahahah. so true.
bahahahah.
so true.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
Troy Summers
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Date Joined: 14/08/11
That is gold!!!
That is gold!!!
Dizzy
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Date Joined: 21/02/11
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Snags
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Date Joined: 07/05/09
(No subject)
Jeffree
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Date Joined: 23/02/11
hate to burst anyones bubble,
hate to burst anyones bubble, but the facebook tattoo thingo was a hoax. Funny though :). i was dissapointed when i found out it was fake
not all asians keep undersize fish.
fatboyholla
Posts: 285
Date Joined: 20/05/11
thats 5min of my life wasted
thats 5min of my life wasted
worst fisherman ever
Alan James
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Date Joined: 30/06/09
No subject
pale ale
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Date Joined: 02/01/10
Very sad isn't it
Very sad isn't it
TAPOUT
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Date Joined: 27/01/06
I dont get the first
I dont get the first picture?
grayzeee
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Date Joined: 09/07/09
look 3/10ths in from left
look 3/10ths in from left side and 1/10 up from bottom.
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
Gaffatron
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Date Joined: 07/07/11
there is a man with a 12''
there is a man with a 12'' forehead lol
jigsaw
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Date Joined: 30/07/11
No Subject
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Perfect Tits
An old man is walking down the street one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?
Are you nuts? she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars? he asks again.
Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?
So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars.... Ok, just once, but not here. Let 's go to that dark alley over there.
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?
Nah, says the little old man ... Costs too much!
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chrisp
Posts: 1217
Date Joined: 24/05/08
Ah ha ha ha..Gold!
Ah ha ha ha..Gold!