So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday?

Just in time for half price Easter eggs.

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cuz, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cuz if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.' 'Wot? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girls, you hears me right. I ain't wearing no panties, cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box first.