Friday Funnys MERRY XMAS
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2012-12-21 07:25
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deepwater
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Date Joined: 09/05/07
Still allways top shelf mate
Still allways top shelf mate ,have a Marry Xmas Ledge and look forward to next year
jeff
dumper
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dumper
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Date Joined: 03/04/08
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Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
Gold
Gold
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
With the holidays upon us I
With the holidays upon us I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving I had last night.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well last night I was out with friends for dinner and had several ciders followed by some rather nice wine. Feeling overdone I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something out of the ordinary - I took a taxi home!!!
Sure enough on the way home there was a police booze bus but since it was a taxi they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident and without losing my licence.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a taxi before, I don't remember where I got it from and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!
Is there anyone who wishes to purchase a yellow Ford?
Merry Christmas!!
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
taxi
just love it
cuthbad
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Date Joined: 22/04/09
An Arab & Sc0t An Arab
An Arab & Sc0t
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to
The surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need
Arises.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found
Locally, so, the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot
Willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for
Giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a
Corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate
His blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card
And a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind
Gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous
Again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money, but you only
Gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street ."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in
Ma veins".
DanB81
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Date Joined: 18/02/12
Merry Xmas
Out before the holidays. Be safe always: Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
grayzeee
Posts: 2283
Date Joined: 09/07/09
I got a sweater for
I got a sweater for Christmas. I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
Paul McCartney bought his wife a new artificial leg this Christmas. It wasn’t her main present, it was just a stocking filler.
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
soupster51
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Date Joined: 29/11/06
Love
Looking at those first few pics, I think I love Canadian women too. Now that would be a merry christmas.
The best reason for doing what's right today is tomorrow.
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
lion
my vote goes to the picture of the lions, ain't it just so
ledge64
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Date Joined: 24/11/09
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