Fridays joke

A man took weekend fishing trips twice a month. His wife got used to them, and was sure to have all of his things packed when he came home after work on Friday. After some months of the same routine, she became concerned as to whether or not he actually was going fishing, but without any proof she wasn't going to confront him. One Sunday evening after returning from his "fishing" weekend, he confronted his wife. "All I ask from you is that you have my things ready when I get home from work. And this weekend, you forgot to pack me any clean underwear. Do you have any idea how I feel wearing the same underwear for 3 days?" The wife defended herself, "I didn't forget to pack your clean underwear." He snapped back, "Well, I didn't have any hen I got to the lake. Where'd you pack them, they weren't in my suitcase." "No, " she replied, "this time I packed them in your tackle box."


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ONE MORE TO FINISH OFF THE WEEK!

Fri, 2007-03-16 12:13

Shag and Sherbert hire a boat to go out fishing. They do really well and catch lots of fish so they return to shore. Shag says to Sherbs "i hope you marked the spot where we got all those fish from out there". Sherbs replies "yes mate what do you think i am? I marked the side of the boat with a 'X' when we were out at the spot" Shag says sharply "You bluddy idiot, how do you know we'll get the same boat tomorrow!" lol.

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LOL

Fri, 2007-03-16 13:42

not bad m8
Born to fish forced to work

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Thought you might like that

Fri, 2007-03-16 13:48

Thought you might like that one. Got plenty more to come but youll have to wait until spess's joke time next week!

Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!