Merry Christmas

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to fishwrecked colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation , implied or implicit , my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012 , but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

 

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/ him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

Best Regards ( without prejudice )


Name withheld ( Privacy Act).

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Date Joined: 09/08/09

Soo true and soo sad

Wed, 2011-12-21 10:17

Soo true and soo sad something like that is needed, but with the way the world, this country and WA is going, we will have to consult an lawyer to do basic task just not to get sued.

PS: I accept no responsibility for loss of vision caused by radiation of your screen while reading this post…

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

 

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Date Joined: 03/05/06

yeah, sad

Wed, 2011-12-21 12:40

Lived in America for a couple of Christmases and it's Happy Holiday Season over there.  Be the same here soon.

Merry Christmas Fishwreckers!

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Date Joined: 16/05/09

Actually Alan you wrote that

Wed, 2011-12-21 13:09

Actually Alan you wrote that in the wrong language. BUT merry christmas anyway.