Never ending fishing story
Submitted by JR JetSki on Fri, 2010-11-12 22:40
Guys, Not knowing If I will get in troubles starting this but lets see. It will for sure become the longest post ever. Lets keep it clean.
The rules are: You are only allowed to add three words to tel this story and you are not allowed to post twice in a row. There must be another post between your post and your following post.
I will start:
There once was...
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JR JetSki
tim-o
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Driving a monaro
Driving a monaro
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
To the pie shop
To the pie shop
Love the West!
tim-o
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where Eddie Mcguire
where Eddie Mcguire
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Was stuffing his
Was stuffing his
Love the West!
tim-o
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Arse with cock
Arse with cock
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
and coons
balls
tim-o
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lol, cos he loves
lol, cos he loves
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
fishing for
bream
tot
Posts: 1161
Date Joined: 31/01/10
using his shaft
using his shaft
Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
as live
bait
tim-o
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in Buckley's throat
in Buckley's throat
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Markie
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Date Joined: 06/08/10
and loves to
and loves to
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
pinch massive
loafs
Goatch
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Date Joined: 03/07/07
Berley
White Bread
Just one more cast , honest !!!
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
in his
missus
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
smelly gaping
hole
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
That she dug
That she dug
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
for her
self
MetroMako
Posts: 245
Date Joined: 17/07/12
collecting
cockles for bait
carnarvonite
Posts: 8671
Date Joined: 24/07/07
some can't count to three
to catch blind
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
no double posting!
Few blind mullet
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
nup i decide
continue.
tim-o
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and captain planet
and captain planet
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Tossed his tackle
Tossed his tackle
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
into beaus
catchbag O_O
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Now fully packed
Now fully packed
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
With dead bodies
With dead bodies
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
on the
jetski
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
To Bait
Drumlines
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
MetroMako
Posts: 245
Date Joined: 17/07/12
on the
ffb
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Warding off menacing
Warding off menacing
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
Dreadlocked lesbian yahoos
Dreadlocked lesbian yahoos
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
with bazooka-shot dildos
with bazooka-shot dildos (jackass)
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
MetroMako
Posts: 245
Date Joined: 17/07/12
on there
gimpbelts
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
With
Fairy shark wands.
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
pussy dick fart
pussy dick fart
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
Nip nip ballsack
Nip nip ballsack
deepwater
Posts: 1921
Date Joined: 09/05/07
Witch smelled like
Witch smelled like
MetroMako
Posts: 245
Date Joined: 17/07/12
timos mums
pouch
rocklobster
Posts: 363
Date Joined: 27/12/09
after not showering
after not showering
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
after a
gangbang!
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
Oh oh
Oh oh
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
This
This's getting nasty
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
anda trans-alaskan
anda trans-alaskan pipeline
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trans-alaskan+pipeline
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
was
was used for
beau
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Soup stirring stick
Soup stirring stick
tim-o
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but it melted
but it melted
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
the
the nipple off
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
The grease monkey's
The grease monkey's
Love the West!
tot
Posts: 1161
Date Joined: 31/01/10
friend
friend slimy Garcia
Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
who's slippery hands
who's slippery hands
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
couldn't
couldn't grasp it
Wes F
Posts: 1067
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Stroked
a mermaids
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
juicy bouncy
clams
deepwater
Posts: 1921
Date Joined: 09/05/07
Went
across the
axey45
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Date Joined: 26/11/13
the lips of a
the lips of a
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Toothless old wrinkled
Toothless old wrinkled
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
axey45
Posts: 1758
Date Joined: 26/11/13
blue vein custard
blue vein custard
Wes F
Posts: 1067
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Sucking
Gargling, swallowing
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
Former Prime Minister
Former Prime Minister
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
Whos name was
Whos name was
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Or
Rang a Tang
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
Also known as
Also known as
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Bert Newtons
Love child
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
tot
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Date Joined: 31/01/10
Blow Me
Slowly (that's a name!)
Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
suck me
sideways
deepwater
Posts: 1921
Date Joined: 09/05/07
with
lemon pie
axey45
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Date Joined: 26/11/13
anolstinken arsen rexson
anolstinken arsen rexson
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Went
down on
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
To the ground
To the ground
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Pitched a tent
Pitched a tent
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
farted a seagull
farted a seagull
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Hot smelly fish
Hot smelly fish
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
served ona dish
served ona dish
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
With a paddlepop
With a paddlepop
rocklobster
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Date Joined: 27/12/09
stick inserted in
stick inserted in
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
His uncles cousins
His uncles cousins
Swompa
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Date Joined: 14/10/12
Which got stuck
Which got stuck
MetroMako
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Date Joined: 17/07/12
on a
reef
rocklobster
Posts: 363
Date Joined: 27/12/09
chasing hot mermaids
chasing hot mermaids
Wes F
Posts: 1067
Date Joined: 07/01/12
With
a Harpoon
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
But accidentally shot
But accidentally shot
Swompa
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Date Joined: 14/10/12
Himself in the
Himself in the
Wes F
Posts: 1067
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Never Never region
Never Never region
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
beau
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Date Joined: 24/01/10
But was undersized
But was undersized
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Shorter
than 2 thumbs
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
rocklobster
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Date Joined: 27/12/09
but longer than
but longer than
baron 88
Posts: 95
Date Joined: 29/06/12
The average greenies
The average greenies
axey45
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Date Joined: 26/11/13
peenie bya mile
peenie bya mile
Swompa
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Date Joined: 14/10/12
Though not hard.
Though not hard.