Never ending fishing story

Guys, Not knowing If I will get in troubles starting this but lets see. It will for sure become the longest post ever. Lets keep it clean.

The rules are: You are only allowed to add three words to tel this story and you are not allowed to post twice in a row. There must be another post between your post and your following post.

I will start:

There once was...

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JR JetSki


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he still penetrated

Sun, 2014-02-09 15:09

he still penetrated

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 the melon's core

Sun, 2014-02-09 15:46

 the melon's core

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Love the West!

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And she said

Sun, 2014-02-09 16:14

 

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Hahahahahahahaha,ur timing

Mon, 2014-02-10 06:24

Hahahahahahahaha,ur timing and quality is impeccable lol

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.

Sun, 2014-02-09 21:59

 Crikey I think 

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my pumpkin ass

Sun, 2014-02-09 23:06

my pumpkin ass

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tasted sweeter than

Mon, 2014-02-10 06:26

tasted sweeter than

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Octopussy inky discharge

Mon, 2014-02-10 07:51

Octopussy inky discharge

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 Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.

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 froma large oilbarge

Mon, 2014-02-10 10:13

 froma large oilbarge

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in northern

Thu, 2014-02-13 09:58

balga

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 playin me digeridoo

Thu, 2014-02-13 13:42

 playin me digeridoo

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and drinking

Thu, 2014-02-13 14:24

REDCAN

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choofin in the

Thu, 2014-02-13 21:21

choofin in the

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Bunkee ass falcon

Thu, 2014-02-13 21:52

 Bunkee ass falcon

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Bunkee ass falcon

Thu, 2014-02-13 21:53

Bunkee ass falcon

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dreamin of the

Thu, 2014-02-13 22:15

dreamin of the

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Rainbow Serpent hanging

Thu, 2014-02-13 22:20

 

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with me cuz

Thu, 2014-02-13 22:43

with me cuz

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on

Fri, 2014-02-14 13:43

valentines day

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 Havin a play

Sun, 2014-02-16 12:59

 Havin a play

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wiv his mrs

Sun, 2014-02-16 13:25

wiv his mrs

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 when out popped

Wed, 2014-02-19 09:10

 when out popped

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a cranka crab 

Wed, 2014-02-19 09:35

a cranka crab

 

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 the elephant poo

Wed, 2014-02-19 12:36

 the elephant poo

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Was as horny

Thu, 2014-05-22 10:17

Was as horny

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 As a Goat

Thu, 2014-05-22 10:20

 As a Goat

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with balls full

Thu, 2014-05-22 12:19

with balls full

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of

Thu, 2014-05-22 23:29

mulie tails

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 pumped with force

Sat, 2014-05-24 11:54

 pumped with force

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and choked the

Mon, 2014-05-26 23:13

and choked the

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Cable tie mounted chev badge

Fri, 2014-05-30 19:16

Cable tie mounted chev badge reverse mounted race seat in a

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in forward brace

Fri, 2014-06-13 05:35

in forward brace

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 on ya face

Sun, 2014-06-22 11:56

 on ya face

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The sticky paste

Mon, 2014-06-23 13:31

The sticky paste

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Shit, double post....

Mon, 2014-06-23 13:32

Shit, double post....

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thats what she

Tue, 2014-06-24 05:40

thats what she

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 said when they

Tue, 2014-06-24 10:54

 said when they

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started eating the

Wed, 2014-06-25 13:12

started eating the

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Segull's legs and

Wed, 2014-06-25 13:14

Segull's legs and

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when they went

Thu, 2014-07-03 05:39

when they went

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smelly & slimy

Thu, 2014-07-03 08:47

spat it out with

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 A very small

Fri, 2014-07-04 18:01

 A very small

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twistereed piece of

Mon, 2014-07-14 05:35

twistereed piece of

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 In the icebox

Mon, 2014-07-14 06:13

 In the icebox

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Get Air Services 
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 Was a squid

Mon, 2014-08-18 08:11

 Was a squid

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The squid had

Mon, 2014-08-18 13:45

The squid had

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Id rather be fishing 

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Been molested by

Tue, 2014-08-19 13:21

Been molested by

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octopussy

Tue, 2014-08-19 15:58

 octopussy

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 who loved to

Tue, 2014-08-19 16:18

 who loved to

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be caught on

Tue, 2014-08-19 16:45

be caught on

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camera banging the

Tue, 2014-08-19 20:30

camera banging the

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crap out of 

Tue, 2014-08-19 21:15

crap out of 

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A squid tube

Wed, 2014-08-20 06:38

A squid tube

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even though it was full of

Wed, 2014-08-20 07:24

 even though it was full of

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Basil and garlic

Wed, 2014-08-20 07:50

Basil and garlic

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. A Dhuey named

Wed, 2014-08-20 08:08

. A Dhuey named

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Id rather be fishing 

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His dog oicant

Wed, 2014-08-20 10:17

His dog oicant

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work out which end

Wed, 2014-08-20 11:27

 work out which end 

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 the lips end

Wed, 2014-08-20 11:46

 the lips end

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to bypass his

Fri, 2014-09-19 05:31

to bypass his

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 severe erectile dysfunction

Sun, 2014-10-26 18:35

 severe erectile dysfunction

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which wasnt great help to

Mon, 2014-10-27 09:11

which wasnt great help to

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get on with

Mon, 2014-10-27 09:18

 get on with

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 and then he

Wed, 2014-11-19 19:46

 and then he

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 Urinated infront of

Sun, 2014-12-07 18:54

 Urinated infront of

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picture of this

Sun, 2014-12-07 19:09

picture of this

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 Really really really

Sat, 2014-12-13 09:55

 Really really really

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annoying

Sat, 2014-12-13 14:55

cat that

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 Bit his  bell

Sat, 2014-12-13 15:07

 Bit his  bell

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Love the West!

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 end to hard

Sat, 2014-12-13 15:12

 end to hard

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and farted

Sat, 2014-12-13 16:17

out

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an exact rendition

Sat, 2014-12-13 16:43

an exact rendition

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of

Sat, 2014-12-13 16:50

Elton John's

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 candle up the 

Sat, 2014-12-13 17:27

 candle up the 

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Love the West!

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clacka

Sun, 2014-12-14 09:51

with a

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 dutch rudder rub

Sun, 2014-12-14 10:35

 dutch rudder rub

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 which blew apart

Sun, 2014-12-14 12:37

 which blew apart

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the muslim terrorist's

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the muslim terrorist's
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into a craypot

Sun, 2014-12-21 12:32

into a cray pot

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with goats balls

Sun, 2014-12-21 15:09
with goats balls
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 And something that

Sun, 2014-12-21 15:12

 And something that

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Fell out of

Sun, 2014-12-21 15:17

Fell out of

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More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!

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the

Sun, 2014-12-21 16:39

thrashed gaping

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hairy scab infested

Sun, 2014-12-21 16:51

hairy scab infested

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More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!

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 carp fishing session

Sun, 2014-12-21 17:33

 carp fishing session

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 Made an ugly

Sun, 2014-12-21 17:37

 Made an ugly

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 scottland fishwrecked member

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 scottland fishwrecked member

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 And then scottland

Sun, 2014-12-21 17:48

 And then scottland

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 finnaly lost weight

Sun, 2014-12-21 17:48

 finnaly lost weight

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 And won marathons

Sun, 2014-12-21 17:52

 And won marathons

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