New "Saying of the Week"

 Hi Guys I thought I would start a thread "Saying of the Week" on Fridays and anyone can contribute might be a bit of fun and of interest Cheers

Well seems its started and I'm in Bali

"same same but different"

" you think you are everybody's people but you just one person "

Last days in Bali

" Think I know you "

 

 


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Dingo ugly

Mon, 2017-06-26 08:52

Dingo ugly

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More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!

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Shout

Mon, 2017-06-26 11:50

 Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

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 To my eagles supporting mate

Mon, 2017-06-26 12:38

 

To my eagles supporting mate most mondays...if i wanted to hear from an asshole i would have farted...

 

Nice shirt...they make them for men..

 

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Tighter than a fishes

Mon, 2017-06-26 15:34

Tighter than a fishes arsehole.

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Bend over

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My brother's tightarse mate

Mon, 2017-06-26 18:49

My brother's tightarse mate is nicknamed 'Crime'. Because crime doesn't pay.

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Officially off the Pies bandwagon

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 Shaking like a dog shitting

Mon, 2017-06-26 15:50

 Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades 

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Mon, 2017-06-26 18:57

 Hanging around like a fart in a phone box.

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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."

Mr Wolf

 

 

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perfet match

Mon, 2017-06-26 18:59

 i found the perfect match

Your face and a donkeys ass 

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together

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 My lord, The Faulkner family

Mon, 2017-06-26 19:17

 My lord, The Faulkner family are back!!

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Love the West!

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yeah back

Mon, 2017-06-26 19:20

 first time back for a while

sold the cafe and now have some time to ouself lol

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together

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Mon, 2017-06-26 19:26

 

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Love the West!

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Push on !!!

Mon, 2017-06-26 21:01

 Sleep when you are dead !!!!!

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 If someone is a jammy

Mon, 2017-06-26 21:05

 If someone is a jammy bastard- they have more arse than a busload of poofters.

 

 

 

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The Older I get the better I was :-)

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 Got a head like a smashed

Mon, 2017-06-26 21:05

 Got a head like a smashed crab

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head like a bashed datsun

Mon, 2017-06-26 22:58

head like a bashed datsun

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Head like a

Mon, 2017-07-10 21:25

 half chewed mintie 

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 Your so lucky you must have

Mon, 2017-06-26 22:45

 Your so lucky you must have been kissed on the cock by a fairy 

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 Call Sign - BZ785

Haynes Hunter Prowler CC

 

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BESA thicker than your

Tue, 2017-06-27 08:32

BESA thicker than your average house brick

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I'll apologise in advance for this one;

Tue, 2017-06-27 12:33

 

"I'm so Hungary, could eat the front wheel off a menstral cycle."

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 FIFO's got knobs on it - but it buys my toys !!

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Hahaha I am proper giggling

Fri, 2017-06-30 12:42

Hahaha I am proper giggling at that one. Definitely going to use it... probably at xmas lunch in front of nanna after a few rums

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Officially off the Pies bandwagon

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 opinions are like

Thu, 2017-06-29 15:12

 opinions are like assholes

everybody has one but many of them stink

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together

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Last days in Bali" Think I

Fri, 2017-06-30 07:40

Last days in Bali

" Think I know you.... how much....
 

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It was that good

Fri, 2017-06-30 12:41

 It would put a horn on a jellyfish

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Ask a woman the time of day

Fri, 2017-06-30 14:46

Ask a woman the time of day and she will tell you how to make a watch

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Dbl post

Fri, 2017-06-30 19:43

 Dbl post

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I could eat a scabby horse

Fri, 2017-07-07 07:31

I could eat a scabby horse

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 You can lead a horse to

Fri, 2017-07-07 12:31

 You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink - but you can drown the f#cker in it !

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My YouTube channel, Fishing Rigs & How To's and more:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr9kJWJYyoaOkHRDu1pxszg


@666percentfishing

 

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did you split the whisker

Fri, 2017-07-07 13:22

did you split the whisker this morning or piss thru a straw ??

 

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Reel men smoke shimano's

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Ugly

Fri, 2017-07-07 19:48

 I wouldnt fuck that with your dick.

Blew so hard, sheets stuck in my arse.

So good looking you would eat her shit just to lick her arse.

and you look like a million dollars in small change

 

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There are two types of people ,do'ers and watchers
Right now the do'ers are the doing it
And the watchers are watching us do it

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Fast

Sat, 2017-07-08 11:56

Faster than an Ethiopian on a pushbike with a Hungry Jacks voucher

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She's so hot you'd drag your

Mon, 2017-07-10 19:20

She's so hot you'd drag your nuts over hot asphalt just to suck the dick of the last bloke who fucked her.

Jimmy Carr joke, that one.

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 After copping shit off an

Mon, 2017-07-10 19:59

 After copping shit off an audience member "Want my comeback?" Check your mum's mouth" More Jimmy Carr 

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Love the West!

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 C%&t like a torn water bag

Mon, 2017-07-10 20:00

 C%&t like a torn water bag or blown out scraper tyre lol

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Love the West!

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Hungtry ? run around the

Fri, 2017-07-14 07:25

Hungtry ? run around the block untill you get fed up

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Hungry ?

Fri, 2017-07-28 07:22

Hungry ? run around the block untill you get fed up !

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BO

Fri, 2017-07-28 09:03

 smell so bad you'd make a pickled onion cry

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It is what it is !

Fri, 2017-08-11 07:26

It is what it is !

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Empty?

Fri, 2017-08-11 10:10

 Emptier than the Docker's trophy cabinet.

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Has it blown up?

Fri, 2017-08-11 10:12

 No, it suffered "Energetic Disassembly" 

or "Energetic Thermal Disassembly", meaning it blew up AND caught fire.