New "Saying of the Week"
Submitted by ledge64 on Wed, 2017-06-21 09:33
Hi Guys I thought I would start a thread "Saying of the Week" on Fridays and anyone can contribute might be a bit of fun and of interest Cheers
Well seems its started and I'm in Bali
"same same but different"
" you think you are everybody's people but you just one person "
Last days in Bali
" Think I know you "
Walfootrot
Posts: 1385
Date Joined: 23/07/12
Dingo ugly
Dingo ugly
More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!
Didley
Posts: 58
Date Joined: 09/02/12
Shout
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him
Brock O
Posts: 3226
Date Joined: 11/01/08
To my eagles supporting mate
To my eagles supporting mate most mondays...if i wanted to hear from an asshole i would have farted...
Nice shirt...they make them for men..
Jim
Posts: 1336
Date Joined: 05/05/06
Tighter than a fishes
Tighter than a fishes arsehole.
Bend over
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8144
Date Joined: 07/05/12
My brother's tightarse mate
My brother's tightarse mate is nicknamed 'Crime'. Because crime doesn't pay.
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
dumper
Posts: 1027
Date Joined: 03/04/08
Shaking like a dog shitting
Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Hanging around like a fart in a phone box.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Faulkner Family
Posts: 18027
Date Joined: 11/03/08
perfet match
i found the perfect match
Your face and a donkeys ass
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
sea-kem
Posts: 14983
Date Joined: 30/11/09
My lord, The Faulkner family
My lord, The Faulkner family are back!!
Love the West!
Faulkner Family
Posts: 18027
Date Joined: 11/03/08
yeah back
first time back for a while
sold the cafe and now have some time to ouself lol
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
sea-kem
Posts: 14983
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Love the West!
OOH YEH
Posts: 399
Date Joined: 16/06/15
Push on !!!
Sleep when you are dead !!!!!
mullows
Posts: 738
Date Joined: 25/12/08
If someone is a jammy
If someone is a jammy bastard- they have more arse than a busload of poofters.
The Older I get the better I was :-)
Deleted
Posts: 6265
Date Joined: 26/04/14
Got a head like a smashed
Got a head like a smashed crab
swarf
Posts: 58
Date Joined: 07/08/13
head like a bashed datsun
head like a bashed datsun
nightfish
Posts: 327
Date Joined: 18/10/10
Head like a
half chewed mintie
Willlo
Posts: 1490
Date Joined: 07/10/11
Your so lucky you must have
Your so lucky you must have been kissed on the cock by a fairy
Call Sign - BZ785
Haynes Hunter Prowler CC
Hookedonrum
Posts: 22
Date Joined: 28/03/17
BESA thicker than your
BESA thicker than your average house brick
Fish_Hunter
Posts: 91
Date Joined: 18/01/15
I'll apologise in advance for this one;
"I'm so Hungary, could eat the front wheel off a menstral cycle."
FIFO's got knobs on it - but it buys my toys !!
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8144
Date Joined: 07/05/12
Hahaha I am proper giggling
Hahaha I am proper giggling at that one. Definitely going to use it... probably at xmas lunch in front of nanna after a few rums
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Faulkner Family
Posts: 18027
Date Joined: 11/03/08
opinions are like
opinions are like assholes
everybody has one but many of them stink
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
ledge64
Posts: 1017
Date Joined: 24/11/09
Last days in Bali" Think I
Last days in Bali
" Think I know you.... how much....
brown364
Posts: 249
Date Joined: 25/08/15
It was that good
It would put a horn on a jellyfish
bobdefitter
Posts: 13
Date Joined: 23/05/13
Ask a woman the time of day
Ask a woman the time of day and she will tell you how to make a watch
brown364
Posts: 249
Date Joined: 25/08/15
Dbl post
Dbl post
ledge64
Posts: 1017
Date Joined: 24/11/09
I could eat a scabby horse
I could eat a scabby horse
420casts
Posts: 281
Date Joined: 25/03/13
You can lead a horse to
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink - but you can drown the f#cker in it !
My YouTube channel, Fishing Rigs & How To's and more:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr9kJWJYyoaOkHRDu1pxszg
@666percentfishing
S.Cotchin
Posts: 138
Date Joined: 24/11/14
did you split the whisker
did you split the whisker this morning or piss thru a straw ??
Reel men smoke shimano's
solly
Posts: 375
Date Joined: 11/09/05
Ugly
I wouldnt fuck that with your dick.
Blew so hard, sheets stuck in my arse.
So good looking you would eat her shit just to lick her arse.
and you look like a million dollars in small change
There are two types of people ,do'ers and watchers
Right now the do'ers are the doing it
And the watchers are watching us do it
carnarvonite
Posts: 8669
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Fast
Faster than an Ethiopian on a pushbike with a Hungry Jacks voucher
Simmo
Posts: 106
Date Joined: 26/05/06
She's so hot you'd drag your
She's so hot you'd drag your nuts over hot asphalt just to suck the dick of the last bloke who fucked her.
Jimmy Carr joke, that one.
sea-kem
Posts: 14983
Date Joined: 30/11/09
After copping shit off an
After copping shit off an audience member "Want my comeback?" Check your mum's mouth" More Jimmy Carr
Love the West!
sea-kem
Posts: 14983
Date Joined: 30/11/09
C%&t like a torn water bag
C%&t like a torn water bag or blown out scraper tyre lol
Love the West!
ledge64
Posts: 1017
Date Joined: 24/11/09
Hungtry ? run around the
Hungtry ? run around the block untill you get fed up
ledge64
Posts: 1017
Date Joined: 24/11/09
Hungry ?
Hungry ? run around the block untill you get fed up !
Fletch
Posts: 78
Date Joined: 25/03/13
BO
smell so bad you'd make a pickled onion cry
ledge64
Posts: 1017
Date Joined: 24/11/09
It is what it is !
It is what it is !
ranmar850
Posts: 2702
Date Joined: 12/08/12
Empty?
Emptier than the Docker's trophy cabinet.
ranmar850
Posts: 2702
Date Joined: 12/08/12
Has it blown up?
No, it suffered "Energetic Disassembly"
or "Energetic Thermal Disassembly", meaning it blew up AND caught fire.