New "Saying of the Week"

 Hi Guys I thought I would start a thread "Saying of the Week" on Fridays and anyone can contribute might be a bit of fun and of interest Cheers

Well seems its started and I'm in Bali

"same same but different"

" you think you are everybody's people but you just one person "

Last days in Bali

" Think I know you "

 

 


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Well known ex eagle !!

Wed, 2017-06-21 10:48

its not rocket surgery!!  

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  There's more "buns" at the

Thu, 2017-06-22 15:00

  There's more "buns" at the Dockers, than at Bakers Delight.

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the one that pisses me of

Thu, 2017-06-22 20:20

 pisses me of  when a footy star is being interviewed and gets a question and he answers "yeah nah blaa blaa blaa"  just what is it that  "yeah nah"   means ?

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Wed, 2017-06-21 11:57

 You don't have to be dead to be stiff.

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Sweating like a gypsy with a

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:00

Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.

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.

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:08

 dry as an arabs sand shoe

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Slippery.

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:18

Slippery as an eel in a bucket full of snot.... Lol

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Cheers & Stay safe

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 She's got a face like a

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:26

 She's got a face like a burnt thong.

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 DM306

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 Face like a campfire that's

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:36

 Face like a campfire that's been put out with a bike chain.

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 Lol head like a robber's dog

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:22

 Lol head like a robber's dog

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Head like a half sucked

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:30

Head like a half sucked mango 

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head

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:36

 

head that would scare a dog off its chain.

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 Head like a kicked in piss

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:11

 Head like a kicked in piss trough.

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 Head like a half sucked

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:49

 Head like a half sucked twistie 

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 Head like a dropped

Mon, 2017-06-26 20:59

 Head like a dropped pie!

 

Cheers

Mullows

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The Older I get the better I was :-)

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You've got to slay a few dragons

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:29

before you get a princess  

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 Haha legend

Wed, 2017-06-21 12:49

 Haha legend

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Fishin since "01"

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 Beaten like a redheaded

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:03

 Beaten like a redheaded stepchild

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BarraSlayer

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haha

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:18

 that saying use to be big on oil rigs a few years back.. always made me laugh.. get out there and whip that prick like a redheaded stepchild.. 

 

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Date Joined: 09/02/08

 Gates are down, lights are

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:33

 Gates are down, lights are flashing but the train isnt coming. (Not very bright)

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Date Joined: 09/02/10

 “ Those whom ingest Bali

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:33

 “ Those whom ingest Bali kebabs go woof in the night  “

or
“ Those whom escape from prison with 1 month to serve are not the sharpest tools in the shed “ 
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Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”

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Don't bro me if you don't know me

Wed, 2017-06-21 13:51

 .

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 A few sheep short in the top

Wed, 2017-06-21 14:17

 A few sheep short in the top paddock. 

Lights on but no ones home.

Been belted with the ugly stick.

A face you could use at the gorilla biscuit factory.

and one of Andy's favorites I'd Tap That .

Plenty more but i wont use them all up.

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when someone farts

Wed, 2017-06-21 14:35

 If some one farts..

    "that stinks so much it would make a skunk vomit". or

     "if that ain't shit it will do until we get some".

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or say

Wed, 2017-06-21 14:43

Well spoken Oh Toothless one!!!

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 A bit more choke & that

Wed, 2017-06-21 15:54

 A bit more choke & that would of started

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I have come to realise the "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "s#%t for brains". The best defence is to slap & run.

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A face only a mother could

Wed, 2017-06-21 14:35

A face only a mother could love.
Face like a smashed crab
out of 1,000,000 sperm you were the quickest??

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More drum lines, kill the bloody sharks!

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 lol should've been shot into

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:45

 lol should've been shot into the sheets

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A man's not a Camel

Wed, 2017-06-21 14:42

 A man's not a Camel

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Ears

Wed, 2017-06-21 15:03

Are your ears painted on or is your head that full of shit nothing can enter them.

I'd be up that as quick as a rat up a drain pipe

I'm as dry as a camel's fart

Phew, you smell worse than an Arab camel driver's jockstrap.

After someone drops a smelly fart, you ask them if they gutted the rabbits before they ate them

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Dog ugly

Wed, 2017-06-21 15:05

If my dog had a head like yours I'd shave its bum and teach it to walk backwards

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 your as useful as a knitted

Wed, 2017-06-21 15:49

 your as useful as a knitted condom 

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Date Joined: 16/10/08

you smell like an anchovies

Wed, 2017-06-21 16:13

you smell like an anchovies c*#t.

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Wed, 2017-06-21 16:32

Sweating like a big black Alsatian  

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 My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....

 

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 A clean snap is better than

Wed, 2017-06-21 16:35

 A clean snap is better than a texta tip. ( Texta tip = no matter how much you wipe, it still leaves a mark)

Baffle them with bullshit.

Tighter than a fishes asshole

As bent as a Queensland cop

 

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I have come to realise the "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "s#%t for brains". The best defence is to slap & run.

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As useful as a one legged man

Wed, 2017-06-21 16:39

As useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

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Date Joined: 17/06/10

As busy as

Wed, 2017-06-21 16:55

As busy as a glassier in down town Bagdad after a visit by ISIS.

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Goes like shit off a shovel

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:02

 Dry as a nuns nasty

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 Had a hardon the other night

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:18

 Had a hardon the other night a pack of mungrel dogs couldn't have chewed on it.

Had a hardon the other night it pulled my arse outta shape

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Love the West!

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Date Joined: 09/02/10

 “That sheilas had more

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:26

 “That sheilas had more pricks than a 2nd hand dartboard “ 

 

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 Sweating like a peadophile

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:49

 Sweating like a peadophile at a playground

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Date Joined: 10/02/07

I'll knock your teeth so far down

Wed, 2017-06-21 17:57

 Your throat  you'll  have to stick a tooth brush up your arse to clean them.

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Freefall'n

Wed, 2017-06-21 18:07

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down,

I'd still tap that

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Date Joined: 27/11/15

 As mad as a cut snake. When

Wed, 2017-06-21 18:21

 As mad as a cut snake.

 

When someone asks how your food was........

It'll form a turd !

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My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!

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 When talking about little

Wed, 2017-06-21 18:49

 When talking about little hick country towns or Tasmania

"more inbred than flour"

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Date Joined: 02/07/12

 On it like a fat kid on a

Wed, 2017-06-21 18:55

 On it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

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Posts: 190

Date Joined: 03/08/15

Full

Wed, 2017-06-21 19:41

Full as a fat girl's undies.  

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 Full as a fat mans

Mon, 2017-06-26 21:01

 Full as a fat mans Jocks.

Full as a doctors wallet.

Full as a fat ladies sock.

Full as a fart

 

Cheers

Mullows

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The Older I get the better I was :-)

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Date Joined: 14/10/12

As useful as a recipe for

Wed, 2017-06-21 20:20

As useful as a recipe for Acacado on toast

Posts: 781

Date Joined: 22/01/10

best

Wed, 2017-06-21 20:25

 best part of you ran down your mums leg

your mum should have swallowed

she was as loose as a gutted rabbit

she was as loose as a wizards sleeve

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 As useless as tits on a

Wed, 2017-06-21 21:01

 As useless as tits on a bull 

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Date Joined: 18/10/09

 As happy as a pig in shit

Wed, 2017-06-21 21:03

 As happy as a pig in shit

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Date Joined: 17/08/09

 head on itlike a melted

Wed, 2017-06-21 21:37

 head on it

like a melted gumboot

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Date Joined: 17/08/09

 full as a pooftas asshole 

Wed, 2017-06-21 21:38

 full as a pooftas asshole

 

Posts: 37

Date Joined: 10/11/14

Flat out like 2 flounders

Thu, 2017-06-22 02:21

Flat out like 2 flounders fucking

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Date Joined: 24/07/07

Useful

Thu, 2017-06-22 05:54

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike or hip pockets on a singlet.

Were you always that stupid or did you take lessons? If you took lessons then congratulations because every one of them worked

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  When you are Dead, you

Thu, 2017-06-22 06:38

  When you are Dead, you don't know you are Dead.

  It's only difficult for others..... It's the same when you are Stupid.

 

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Blowing

Thu, 2017-06-22 06:18

it's blowing like a bus load of broke whores 

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 Sticks out like a cold sore

Thu, 2017-06-22 06:51

 Sticks out like a cold sore at a bukkake party

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If it was raining

Thu, 2017-06-22 06:53

If it was raining pussies id get hit by an Arsehole!

If it was raining titties id come out sucking my thumb!

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Posts: 162

Date Joined: 29/11/11

 It was that windy, the chook

Thu, 2017-06-22 07:00

 It was that windy, the chook laid the same egg twice.

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Date Joined: 22/01/12

 I see said the blind man too

Thu, 2017-06-22 09:11

 I see said the blind man too his deaf wife

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Anywhere anytime

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Date Joined: 21/08/14

when referring to someones teeth

Thu, 2017-06-22 09:54

 "they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet"

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Date Joined: 30/11/09

 This bloke can talk under

Thu, 2017-06-22 10:44

 This bloke can talk under water with a mouthfull of marbles

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Love the West!

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Date Joined: 29/06/16

Just because you've got a head

Sun, 2017-07-16 13:11

 Just because you've got a head shaped like a spark plug , dosnt make you a champion !

You remind me of a crayfish , meat in the arse and shit in the head !

Slicker than a cat in a fish oil factory !

With friends like you who needs enemies .

I would crawl over a football field of broken bottles to get a shot at that .

I was so happy i was beside myself , That's when i knew i was there .

Chi dorme non piglia pesci !

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Date Joined: 28/03/17

My Boss,s favourite

Thu, 2017-06-22 11:35

My Boss,s favourite saying

there are three types of people in this world

1 people who make things happen

2 people who watch things happen

3 and the people who say what the f#&k just happend

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Date Joined: 15/10/16

I'm off

Thu, 2017-06-22 13:20

 Like a fish milkshake..

Posts: 44

Date Joined: 17/01/12

.

Thu, 2017-06-22 13:32

 In more shit than a poofters finger.

As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue.

Off like a brides nighty.

Head like a half eaten pastie. 

When playing cricket "I've seen better batters in the local fish and chip shop"

As hard as a harlets heart. 

As cold as a witches tit

 

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Date Joined: 10/05/14

.

Thu, 2017-06-22 14:02

 A few roos loose in the top paddock

A sanga short of a picnic

A couple of cans short of a six pack

etc

Posts: 3237

Date Joined: 15/08/09

^ half a bubble

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:42

 Of square

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 You should of been a singer?

Thu, 2017-06-22 14:43

 You should of been a singer? Cause ya got a head like a sewing machine.

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Date Joined: 26/11/13

 That sheila is like a

Thu, 2017-06-22 14:46

 That sheila is like a crayfish, nice body head full of shit.

Posts: 105

Date Joined: 26/05/06

 Sweating like a paedophile

Thu, 2017-06-22 15:13

 Sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert.

Fanny like a wizard's sleeve.

 

 

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Posts: 7501

Date Joined: 24/07/07

Useless

Thu, 2017-06-22 15:20

About as much use as a c&*t full of cold water

You are so stupid that if I saw you up to your neck in poo I would throw a brick just to watch you duck your head

Posts: 105

Date Joined: 26/05/06

Look up Roger's Profanisaurus

Thu, 2017-06-22 15:21

Look up Roger's Profanisaurus on google.

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Date Joined: 06/01/17

My pop's favourite was

Thu, 2017-06-22 16:10

My pop's favourite was  That's not worth two knobs of goat shit.

One from work  There is no I in team but there is a U in C*nt.

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Date Joined: 06/12/15

apologies if this offends.

Thu, 2017-06-22 18:26

"that's dearer than Hitlers gas bill!"

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Date Joined: 07/05/12

The first time my pop saw Ash

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:39

The first time my pop saw Ash Sampi playing for the Eagles:

"He'd scare his own grandmother"

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If catching wrasse is cool, consider me Miles Davis

Posts: 3237

Date Joined: 15/08/09

I'll hit you so hard and fast -

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:40

 You'll think your surrounded.

Posts: 3237

Date Joined: 15/08/09

Get some Viagra eyedrops

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:44

 Take a long hard look at yourself.

Posts: 3237

Date Joined: 15/08/09

Cold as

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:45

 a mother in laws kiss.

Posts: 3237

Date Joined: 15/08/09

Camp as

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:47

 a row of tents.

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Posts: 5718

Date Joined: 13/09/05

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:49

 Queer as a $3 note.

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Mr Wolf

 

 

Posts: 691

Date Joined: 05/05/06

So hungry I could eat the

Thu, 2017-06-22 19:58

So hungry I could eat the nuts off a low flying duck

No offence, if youre pissed off...'darker than kahmal'

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Date Joined: 30/11/09

 Since I had one

Thu, 2017-06-22 20:27

 Since I had one today.

Haircut's as good as a holiday!

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Love the West!

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Posts: 73

Date Joined: 18/10/09

 Ugly as a hat full of

Thu, 2017-06-22 20:31

 Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

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Posts: 829

Date Joined: 01/05/10

How about

Thu, 2017-06-22 21:01

 Drier than a dead dingoe's donger.

Posts: 116

Date Joined: 03/01/12

Fat Girls

Fri, 2017-06-23 09:37

 

Fat Girls need loving too

It's too high to eat grass

About as usefull as a wheel on a walking stick

Shaking like a dog rooting a cricket ball

You were a waste of a good f*#k

Should have been blown into the curtains

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 Skull

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Date Joined: 07/05/12

If you want to wrestle a pig

Sun, 2017-06-25 18:55

If you want to wrestle a pig in the mud just remember that you'll both get dirty but the pig likes it.

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Posts: 1213

Date Joined: 07/10/11

 Couldn't fight your way out

Mon, 2017-06-26 08:44

 Couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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