The ones that got away

After a Tuesday fishing from Mindartie, Trevor is walking from the pier carrying two crayfish in a bucket.

He is approached by a Department of Fisheries Officer who asks him for his fishing license.

Trevor replies to the environmentalist, "I was not cray fishing and I did not catch these crayfish, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and put them into the water and take them for a walk to the end of the pier and back. When I'm ready to go I whistle and they jump back into the bucket and we go home.

The officer, obviously, does not believe him and he reminds Trevor that it is illegal to fish without a license and out of season. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," and he throws the crayfish back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your crays and show me that they will jump out of the water and into the bucket."

The fisherman turns to the officer and says, "What Crays?"

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King Billy Coke Bottle!

Sat, 2006-09-30 09:01

King Billy Coke Bottle! That's an adaptation of one of his jokes, search for it on Limewire it's called 'Pet Crab'.

Jay Burgess