Serious problem!!!!
Submitted by wayno05 on Wed, 2009-12-30 19:09
Hey guys i really need some advice for a serious problem.
I suspected for some time now,that the missus has been cheating.
The usual signs:phone rings,if i answer the caller hangs up,shes going out on girls nights alot....
I try to stay awake until she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Any way last night bout midnight,I hid in the shed behind the boat,when she got home she got out of some ones car,she was buttoning up her blouse and took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the boat i noticed it......
A hairline crack in the outboard mounting bracket..
is that something i can weld ,or do i need to replace it?
kaneo
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hahahaha,thats so funny
hahahaha,thats so funny
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Nice sounds like your at the
Nice sounds like your at the same stage in life as me..lol
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Good to see you
got your priorities right !!
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LOL That is a good one
LOL That is a good one
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lol
good one mate
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Lol I was thinking up some serious answers to the missus
problem there. Like get a gun. But that won't help with the welding problem.
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Lol mate..
You need the gun.. Any way happy new yrs..
Hope i brought a smile to alot of people..
Bring on the new decade:p
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Hee hee Wayno
You cheered me up no end.
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;-) i was think s@#!$t what the ..well done ;-)
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Gold !!
LOL......absolute Gold !!
Happy New Year mate..
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hahaha
got me a beauty there mate classic!
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Good one m8, had me thinking
Good one m8, had me thinking should he be broadcasting this. Absolute gold.
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you have a great sence of
you have a great sence of humor , i could imaging some of the looks on peoples faces while reading this as i was thinking wtf is he putting this up for. in real life i would just get rid of the misus and then you could afford a new boat
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Andy Mac
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Classic, but I have another problem
I have been having an affair with a very attractive young lady who's husband owns an awesome boat. She's not really my type but I've been hanging in there as she tells me that in the event of a divorce the first thing she will get her hands on is the boat.
Problem is that last night when I dropped her off and drove around the side to drool over the boat as I usually do, I noticed her husband checking out what appeared to be a crack in the motor.
My dillemma... should I drop her and look for another boat babe or do you think I should just ring the husband up, confess and ask for a regular deckie spot?
I'm an ali welder by trade.
Cheers
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