Bright spark: Police nab fireworks undies streaker
Courtesy of the ABC
A man has been arrested after running down a Mount Isa street wearing only his underpants and with exploding fireworks taped to his head.
Police say the unusual show unfolded when they were called to a street in the CBD at about 11:00pm yesterday.
Sergeant Chris McLoughlin said the fireworks were exploding and the man could have posed a public safety risk.
"He had a bicycle helmet strapped to his head and on that helmet he had some duct tape with several boxes of fireworks," Sergeant McLoughlin said.
"Certainly the gentleman was bursting with obvious flair and he was making a bit of a spectacle of himself, but in the end we must take some sort of action and the gentleman's been taken from the roadway."
The 23-year-old man has been charged with public nuisance and is due to appear in court next month.
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Cracker Col,
obviously the Queensland version of a suicide bomber. Sort of bloke who gets on your wick.
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Lol Ian I can see you are from the Colin Molloy school of
punnery.
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Someone mentioned my name? LOL
Yes! Definately sounds like he was going 'off'! - BANG on Ian!
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The punmaster returns
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I was sleeping in
...we did 9000 chooks last night - between only 4 of us
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mmm
You dirty buggers!
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LMAO Wade
Did = pick em up and put them in crates
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oh sorry
Sorry mate..must of missed the bit about collecting them..but hey we all have hobbies!
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LOL Wade
LOL - no drammas mate - collecting chooks till 1.00am in the morning is NOT one of my favourite hobbies
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Hrm
Its been one of my favourite hobbies for the last few weeks, but by 1am it seems they have turned from chicks into chooks as only the fowl are left. :)
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Groooaaaan LOL
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here... chook..chook
Where are the chooks going? Must give the old back a work out!
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Wade - chooks
They go up to perth after being 'put to sleep'.
Yeah mate - the back cops a hammering - remembering that all those crates have to be lifted onto the pallet base as well (there's 4 columns of 5 crates and a technique to it - first one down - in goes the chooks (6s, 7s, 8s or 10s) - second crate down - in goes the chooks, 3 left on the pallet - 2 empty crates off on the other two - leaves one - in goes the chooks, first of the two empties left you ltook off back on the one filled pallet crate - in goes the chooks - same with the last empty. Repeated for eeach of the 4 colums - then the remaining two filled crates are lifted onto the 3 on the pallet - for each of the column. Whole process repeated for each of the 4 coluns on each pallot - last night - 70 pallets. That's a LOT of lifting.
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There's a few lines I could throw out but I will control myself
Like something to do with plucking.
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#1
...no pheasants involved
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They would German ones in Adam's case
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LOL # 1
Never did here the FULL story of that
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Somehow we have hijacked a serious post
Kids - please note - what the chap at the top of this post did is not to be tried at home.
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#1
Does that constitue a Crackerjack Hijack?
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Lol Colin I have nothing left
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LOL
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