Hi Ya,

Julia Gillard touring the countryside in a chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, 'You get out and check.  You were driving.'
So, the chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
'You were driving so you'd better go and tell the farmer,' says Julia.Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled and a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you?'asks Julia.
The chauffeur replied, 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' aked Julia.
'I knocked on the door, and when the farmer answered it, I said to them Hi, I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'

Cheers