Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-06-26 07:06
Enjoy from downtown Bali 
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bushbeaver
Posts: 159
Date Joined: 08/07/13
Now I know from where today's
Now I know from where today's kids copy their hairstyles...
Red Dog
Posts: 311
Date Joined: 13/12/12
Though I'd give it a
Thought I'd give it a burl...
Poppy
Posts: 98
Date Joined: 19/01/13
Getting old ungracefully
"Ya know, when I was 20 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.
By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So, what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!?"
A pessimist is never disapointed
Poppy
Posts: 98
Date Joined: 19/01/13
And again
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
A pessimist is never disapointed