Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2016-08-26 07:15
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carnarvonite
Posts: 8673
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Words
Put that bulge away
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
^ Hey Mr Carnarvon
You in Thailand?
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Want a million dollars!!!!!!
Want a million dollars!!!!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Bruce
Posts: 527
Date Joined: 11/04/12
Lets get chicken nuggets!!!
Lets get chicken nuggets!!!
Doc
Posts: 691
Date Joined: 29/05/16
Going with the lads
Going with the lads
sea-kem
Posts: 15041
Date Joined: 30/11/09
I'll do the dishes
I'll do the dishes
Love the West!
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
It’s Raff your turn
It’s Raff your turn
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
It’s Meg’s fault for making
It’s Meg’s fault for making me google it
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
wooden fish
Posts: 47
Date Joined: 17/01/11
Kids view this site
I suggest that a few of the members remember that this site is viewed by kids and others who should not be exposed to gratuitous porn/bad language.
Adam, maybe there could be a seperate section for those who want to post such material.
WOOD 'n FISH
Auslobster
Posts: 1901
Date Joined: 03/05/08
Seperate section?
What would it be called? "Kids, whatever you do, don't click on this"?
sea-kem
Posts: 15041
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Where's the porn? Am I
Where's the porn? Am I missing something
Love the West!
scotto
Posts: 2472
Date Joined: 21/04/08
there it is!!
I've seen some doosies on here over the years (many were from hlokk..), but now there is a new leader in the SHITTEST POST IVE EVER SEEN category....
good work woodenfish, you utter pleb.
channy
Posts: 242
Date Joined: 30/11/10
Lol good joke
Lol good joke
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
Did you have something to do
Did you have something to do with cancelling the fireworks in Freo as well ?
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
rob90
Posts: 1533
Date Joined: 06/02/13
Who invited the fun police?
Who invited the fun police? If those kids are old enough to google fishwrecked im sure they've already tried "boobs" or "fuck"
Hi my name is rob............. and I'm a........... fishaholic
Wayne77
Posts: 59
Date Joined: 10/12/15
didnt see any swearing
didnt see any swearing either
speedy
Posts: 40
Date Joined: 03/07/09
Funnies
The 60th High School Reunion.........
Walter was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a long time, having been high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles. They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high, with the widower throwing admiring glances across the table, and the widow smiling coyly back at him. Finally, during one dance, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?” After about 6 seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes... yes I will!"
Needless to say, the evening ended on a happy note for Walter. However, the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes” or did she say "No"? He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over-and-over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.
He remembered asking the question, but for the life of him could not recall her response. With fear and trepidation, he picked up the phone and called her. First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her,"When I asked if you would marry me, did you say “Yes” or did you say “No”?
"Why, you silly man” she replied, I said "Yes. Yes, I will! And I meant it with all my heart!" Walter was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat. Then she continued. "And I'm so glad you called. I couldn't remember who asked me".
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no. I got out of prison."
bod
Posts: 2321
Date Joined: 03/05/06
Twins
Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please".
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward tries to make police conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
"Off to England next month", says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods.
"Ah England?" says the bartender. "Wonderful country...the history, the culture and especially the beer".
"Nah, we don't like any of that British crap", says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's for us, eh, Jim?. And we can't stand the English people, they're so arrogant and rude".
"So why do you keep going to England?", asks the bartender.
John replies, "Gives Jim a chance to drive".
Doc
Posts: 691
Date Joined: 29/05/16
lol, love it
lol, love it
Silver Fox
Posts: 1118
Date Joined: 19/06/14
Hmmm
Maybe the word VAGINA was offensive... Perhaps next time we use " mummy's special place " in lieu of the correct anatomical word. Enough said.....Now I need to go and play with my ding dong as I'm feeling frisky after seeing a Malodorous VAGINA description displayed on my iPad screen...
My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....
Ambiance
Posts: 105
Date Joined: 06/12/09
This is Hilarious
https://www.facebook.com/KinneTVshow/videos/1105109049576108/
Enjoy
randall df223
Posts: 6454
Date Joined: 08/08/11
A stockboy is stacking fruit
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any potatoes? "
Fish! HARD!