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The writing??? Then two

Fri, 2016-12-16 07:58

The writing??? Then two hands??

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atomic mushroom cloud?

Fri, 2016-12-16 08:16

atomic mushroom cloud?

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Date Joined: 21/07/14

Happy for

Fri, 2016-12-16 09:03

A bloke gets drunk and is happy for a night.

A bloke gets married and is happy for a week.

A bloke learns how to catch fish and is happy for the rest of his life.

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Fri, 2016-12-16 12:38

 2 hands for me.

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A tree... but I'm weird. Then

Fri, 2016-12-16 13:10

A tree... but I'm weird. Then the hands.

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Date Joined: 21/11/14

axe

Sat, 2016-12-17 09:35

 A really nasty 2 handed battle axe.Then a pair of hands.I am in the building trade and I have to use the Irish nail joke within 6 months on someone

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just do it.

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 Elephant (with wrinkled

Sat, 2016-12-17 10:06

 

Elephant (with wrinkled ears) - then the hands

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