Date Joined: 21/07/14
Blonde Locked Herself Out Of Her Car... Two blondes were driving down the road. The driver noticed that she was lowon gas, so she stopped at the gas station. While she was pumping her gas,she noticed that she had locked the keys in the car. When she went inside to pay, the blonde asked the attendant for a coathanger so she could attempt to open the door herself. She went outside and began to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, theattendant went outside to see how the blonde was faring. The blonde outsideof the car was moving the hanger around and around. *Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car was saying: "A little more to theleft. A little more to the right ... "*
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles......
Date Joined: 21/11/12
the scrabble tiles.... I'm currently in Louisiana on a drilling vessel and just told that to the seppos.. blinking eyes and no expression, pissed myself even more.. straight over their square heads..
Date Joined: 20/04/14
Same results as when i just told the local lads out on the rig out here in Gulf of Thailand.......
GDOFC Committee Member.
I think us Aussies just have a completely different outlook and humour.
Date Joined: 24/01/15
Mine gives me that face every time i come home and find half my garden bed on the patio.. Lol
Sometimes when the water is quiet, you can hear the fish laughing at you !
Date Joined: 13/09/05
My missus just said what are your plans for Easter? I said the same as Jesus!
Disappear Friday then turn up on Monday.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."