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Well done Ledge64 can't focus

Fri, 2017-06-09 07:28

Well done Ledge64 can't focus on breaky

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Lol definitely mans best

Fri, 2017-06-09 08:51

Lol definitely mans best friend 

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 I agree with the stick

Sat, 2017-06-10 07:46

 I agree with the stick insect

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 A man walks out to the

Sat, 2017-06-10 08:13

 A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

 

Passenger: "Who?"

 

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

 

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

 

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

 

Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."

 

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

 

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"

 

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

 

Passenger: "How did you meet him?"

 

Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."

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 Awesome work. So funny 

Sun, 2017-06-11 19:49

 Awesome work. So funny